# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1966

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39304 "2015-11-13T00:45:08Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39305 "2015-11-13T00:46:39Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39306 "2015-11-13T01:13:12Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39307 "2015-11-13T01:27:51Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39308 "2015-11-13T02:03:37Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks
8. The Free Bird

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39309 "2015-11-13T02:17:52Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks
8. The Free Bird
9. The Noodler

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39310 "2015-11-13T02:51:32Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks
8. The Free Bird
9. The Noodler
10. The Border Fence With Mexico

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39311 "2015-11-13T03:09:00Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks
8. The Free Bird
9. The Noodler
10. The Border Fence With Mexico
11. Kissin’ My Big Sister With Them Big Hooters

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39312 "2015-11-13T03:20:53Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks
8. The Free Bird
9. The Noodler
10. The Border Fence With Mexico
11. Kissin’ My Big Sister With Them Big Hooters
12. The Double-Wide Trailer

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39313 "2015-11-13T03:24:18Z")

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Constellation Names if they were named by rednecks

1. The Western Porch Sofa
2. The Banana Moon Pie
3. The El Camino
4. Beer
5. The Big Earnhardt
6. The Rodeo Belt Buckle
7. The Car Up On Blocks
8. The Free Bird
9. The Noodler
10. The Border Fence With Mexico
11. Kissin’ My Big Sister With Them Big Hooters
12. The Double-Wide Trailer
13. The Well-Groomed Mullet

Next: In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39314 "2015-11-13T03:28:14Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39315 "2015-11-13T04:21:01Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39316 "2015-11-13T04:44:01Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39317 "2015-11-13T04:59:51Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39318 "2015-11-13T05:02:05Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues
6. King of Kings

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39319 "2015-11-13T12:22:21Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues
6. King of Kings
7. Eat the Rich

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39320 "2015-11-13T12:54:44Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues
6. King of Kings
7. Eat the Rich
8. Damage Case  
Sad as well, on the tour this summer, Lemmy was so sick and weak that he either walked off stage after two songs (SLC, Austin), or flat-out canceled (Denver) a ton of the dates. He looked like shit, too, according to my friends who went to the SLC show. 40+ years of unrelenting speed use starting to catch up with the immortal. ☹

[These days he also looks like Anne Ramsay from Goonies or Throw Momma From The Train.](https://youtu.be/cX7P6c0VwBQ)

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39321 "2015-11-13T14:16:26Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues
6. King of Kings
7. Eat the Rich
8. Damage Case
9. R.A.M.O.N.E.S

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39322 "2015-11-13T14:58:38Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues
6. King of Kings
7. Eat the Rich
8. Damage Case
9. R.A.M.O.N.E.S
10. (We are) The Road Crew

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/39323 "2015-11-13T15:44:09Z")

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In honor of the passing of Philthy “Animal” Taylor, your favorite Motörhead song(s).

1. Overkill
2. Built for Speed
3. Ace of Spades
4. One More Fuckng Time
5. Whorehouse Blues
6. King of Kings
7. Eat the Rich
8. Damage Case
9. R.A.M.O.N.E.S
10. (We are) The Road Crew
11. The Game

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