# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2025
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40484 "2015-12-20T20:35:34Z")
Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh 1. Biter 2. Sven 3. Smelly 4. Schicklgruber 5. Mitch McConnell 6. Stoner 7. Moishe 8. Incontinentia ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40485 "2015-12-20T20:43:19Z")
Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh 1. Biter 2. Sven 3. Smelly 4. Schicklgruber 5. Mitch McConnell 6. Stoner 7. Moishe 8. Incontinentia 9. Adolph, the Nazi reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40486 "2015-12-20T22:07:48Z")
Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh 1. Biter 2. Sven 3. Smelly 4. Schicklgruber 5. Mitch McConnell 6. Stoner 7. Moishe 8. Incontinentia 9. Adolph, the Nazi reindeer 10. Slasher ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40487 "2015-12-20T22:16:28Z")
Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh 1. Biter 2. Sven 3. Smelly 4. Schicklgruber 5. Mitch McConnell 6. Stoner 7. Moishe 8. Incontinentia 9. Adolph, the Nazi reindeer 10. Slasher 11. Peeler ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40488 "2015-12-20T22:30:47Z")
1. Biter 2. Sven 3. Smelly 4. Schicklgruber 5. Mitch McConnell 6. Stoner 7. Moishe 8. Incontinentia 9. Adolph, the Nazi reindeer 10. Slasher 11. Peeler 12. Cletus ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40489 "2015-12-20T23:52:40Z")
Names of Santa’s reindeer who DON’T pull his sleigh 1. Biter 2. Sven 3. Smelly 4. Schicklgruber 5. Mitch McConnell 6. Stoner 7. Moishe 8. Incontinentia 9. Adolph, the Nazi reindeer 10. Slasher 11. Peeler 12. Cletus 13. Bruce New! Famous Elves. 14. Buddy ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40490 "2015-12-21T00:26:55Z")
New! Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40491 "2015-12-21T01:03:30Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40492 "2015-12-21T01:12:44Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40493 "2015-12-21T02:03:58Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius From the webcomic, The Order of the Stick. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40494 "2015-12-21T02:15:36Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur from the comic book _Poison Elves_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40495 "2015-12-21T03:01:28Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40496 "2015-12-21T03:10:12Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel 8. Drizzt Do’Urden ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40497 "2015-12-21T03:25:29Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel 8. Drizzt Do’Urden 9. Dobby ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40498 "2015-12-21T04:59:08Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel 8. Drizzt Do’Urden 9. Dobby 10. Puck ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40499 "2015-12-21T05:10:55Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel 8. Drizzt Do’Urden 9. Dobby 10. Puck 11. Gump from the film _Legend_ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40500 "2015-12-21T08:58:56Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel 8. Drizzt Do’Urden 9. Dobby 10. Puck 11. Gump 12. Fryer Tuck Ernie Keebler was already played so I’ll replace him with another of the Keebler elves. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40501 "2015-12-21T08:58:58Z")
Famous Elves. 1. Buddy 2. Legolas 3. Hermey 4. Keebler 5. Vaarsuvius 6. Lusiphur 7. Galadriel 8. Drizzt Do’Urden 9. Dobby 10. Puck 11. Gump 12. Fryer Tuck 13. Ronnie James Dio - [really!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cl96m3zflA) Next: Famous dwarves (real or fictional) 1. Kenny Baker, R2-D2 actor ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40502 "2015-12-21T12:22:33Z")
Next: Famous dwarves (real or fictional) 1. Kenny Baker, R2-D2 actor 2. Tyrion Lannister - Game Of Thrones ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40503 "2015-12-21T12:32:59Z")
Famous dwarves (real or fictional) 1. Kenny Baker, R2-D2 actor 2. Tyrion Lannister - Game Of Thrones 3. Gimli [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2024) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2026)