# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2027

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40524 "2015-12-21T21:53:53Z")

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Natural Formations That Draw Millions of Tourists

1. The Grand Canyon
2. Niagara Falls
3. Giant’s Causeway
4. Old Faithful
5. Carlsbad Caverns
6. Yosemite Valley
7. Great Smoky Mountains
8. Grand Tetons
9. GGNRA: The Golden Gate National Recreational Area
10. Monument Valley
11. Plitvice Lakes
12. The Caribbean Sea

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40525 "2015-12-21T23:29:00Z")

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Natural Formations That Draw Millions of Tourists

1. The Grand Canyon
2. Niagara Falls
3. Giant’s Causeway
4. Old Faithful
5. Carlsbad Caverns
6. Yosemite Valley
7. Great Smoky Mountains
8. Grand Tetons
9. GGNRA: The Golden Gate National Recreational Area
10. Monument Valley
11. Plitvice Lakes
12. The Caribbean Sea
13. Kilauea (Hawaii)

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40526 "2015-12-21T23:38:00Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40527 "2015-12-21T23:57:33Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40528 "2015-12-21T23:57:53Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The _Millenium Falcon_ is posted for sale on eBay.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40529 "2015-12-22T03:22:47Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
>
> Famous dwarves (real or fictional)
> 
> …13. Dr. Miguelito Lawless

Nitpick - Loveless: [Dr. Loveless - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Loveless)

Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The _Millennium Falcon_ is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40530 "2015-12-22T03:46:13Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40531 "2015-12-22T04:03:29Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40532 "2015-12-22T04:29:59Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40533 "2015-12-22T04:58:15Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40534 "2015-12-22T05:15:28Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40535 "2015-12-22T05:17:42Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.
11. Obi Wanna Do Me

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40536 "2015-12-22T05:51:19Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.
11. Obi Wanna Do Me
12. Chewie mounts Jar-Jar’s skull in the cockpit of the Milennium Falcon

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40537 "2015-12-22T06:34:41Z")

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Biggest Surprises in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS  
(No Actual Spoilers, please)

1. Maury Povich tells Luke “Darth Vader was NOT your father!”
2. Chewbacca finally coughs up hairball. Is discovered to speak English with a Bertie Wooster accent
3. Princess Leia develops bisolar disorder on Tattooine
4. The Millennium Falcon is posted for sale on eBay
5. Han Solo announces he wants to be known as Caitlyn Solo
6. Product Placement: The Force is dependent upon Jedi’s openly drinking Pepsi-Cola.
7. BB-8 is revealed to be the love child of R2D2 and Pac-Man.
8. Mel Brooks cameo as President Skroob.
9. Leia unwisely tries to wear the gold bikini Jabba gave her
10. Ewoks are revealed to be the adult form of Tribbles.
11. Obi Wanna Do Me
12. Chewie mounts Jar-Jar’s skull in the cockpit of the Milennium Falcon
13. The Jupiter 2 is the next Jedi ship

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Because we had these titles…

- Episode I - The Phantom Menace
- Episode II - Attack of the Clones
- Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
- Episode IV - A New Hope
- Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
- Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
- Episode VII - The Force Awakens…  
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40538 "2015-12-22T06:42:28Z")

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Because we had these titles…

- Episode I - The Phantom Menace
- Episode II - Attack of the Clones
- Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
- Episode IV - A New Hope
- Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
- Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
- Episode VII - The Force Awakens…  
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster
2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40539 "2015-12-22T06:44:09Z")

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Because we had these titles…

- Episode I - The Phantom Menace
- Episode II - Attack of the Clones
- Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
- Episode IV - A New Hope
- Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
- Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
- Episode VII - The Force Awakens…  
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster
2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40540 "2015-12-22T06:56:52Z")

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Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster
2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40541 "2015-12-22T07:04:56Z")

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Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster
2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station
5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40542 "2015-12-22T07:17:07Z")

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Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster
2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station
5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies
6. Deadeye Jedi

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40543 "2015-12-22T08:21:50Z")

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Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII

1. Jedi Master Disaster
2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep
3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina!
4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station
5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies
6. Deadeye Jedi
7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It.

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