# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2028
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40544 "2015-12-22T10:36:28Z")
Because we had these titles… - Episode I - The Phantom Menace - Episode II - Attack of the Clones - Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - Episode IV - A New Hope - Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back - Episode VI - Return of the Jedi - Episode VII - The Force Awakens… Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII 1. Jedi Master Disaster 2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep 3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina! 4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station 5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies 6. Deadeye Jedi 7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It. 8. Kamana Wanna Leia ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40545 "2015-12-22T14:21:16Z")
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII 1. Jedi Master Disaster 2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep 3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina! 4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station 5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies 6. Deadeye Jedi 7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It. 8. Kamana Wanna Leia 9. The Force, The Jedis and all the Darths SELL OUT to Disney ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40546 "2015-12-22T14:28:52Z")
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII 1. Jedi Master Disaster 2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep 3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina! 4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station 5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies 6. Deadeye Jedi 7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It. 8. Kamana Wanna Leia 9. The Force, The Jedis and all the Darths SELL OUT to Disney [/QUOTE] 10. Two Wookies, One Jar ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40547 "2015-12-22T15:01:14Z")
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII 1. Jedi Master Disaster 2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep 3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina! 4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station 5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies 6. Deadeye Jedi 7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It. 8. Kamana Wanna Leia 9. The Force, The Jedis and all the Darths SELL OUT to Disney [/QUOTE] 10. Two Wookies, One Jar 11. Jabba The Hut Reborn ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40548 "2015-12-22T15:20:00Z")
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII 1. Jedi Master Disaster 2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep 3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina! 4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station 5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies 6. Deadeye Jedi 7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It. 8. Kamana Wanna Leia 9. The Force, The Jedis and all the Darths SELL OUT to Disney 10. Two Wookies, One Jar 11. Jabba The Hut Reborn 12. Mos Eisley Heights: An Even Wretcheder Hive of Scum and Villainy ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40549 "2015-12-22T15:24:00Z")
Titles for Star Wars Episode VIII 1. Jedi Master Disaster 2. …The Force Hits Snooze, Rolls Over, Goes Back to Sleep 3. Let’s Party at the Mos Eisley Cantina! 4. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Tosche Station 5. Catching Fire in the Deathly Hallows as the Breaking Dawn passes Into Darkness with the Battle of the Five Jedi Armies 6. Deadeye Jedi 7. The Force Breaks Up with the Jedis, Looses A Bunch of Weight, And Has A Fulfilling Life Without A Bunch Of Radical Fanatics Always Pulling At It. 8. Kamana Wanna Leia 9. The Force, The Jedis and all the Darths SELL OUT to Disney 10. Two Wookies, One Jar 11. Jabba The Hut Reborn 12. Mos Eisley Heights: An Even Wretcheder Hive of Scum and Villainy 13. Star Wars: The Next Generation Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40550 "2015-12-22T15:39:01Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40551 "2015-12-22T15:44:51Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40552 "2015-12-22T16:03:29Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40553 "2015-12-22T16:06:45Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40554 "2015-12-22T16:09:01Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40555 "2015-12-22T17:00:58Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40556 "2015-12-22T17:11:50Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm 8. Thundersnow ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40557 "2015-12-22T17:24:13Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm 8. Thundersnow 9. Gale Force Winds ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40558 "2015-12-22T17:34:45Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm 8. Thundersnow 9. Gale Force Winds 10. _ **Real** _ football weather! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40559 "2015-12-22T17:51:11Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm 8. Thundersnow 9. Gale Force Winds 10. _ **Real** _ football weather! 11. Golf ball sized hail ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40560 "2015-12-22T18:00:15Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm 8. Thundersnow 9. Gale Force Winds 10. Real football weather! 11. Golf ball sized hail 12. Sharknado ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40561 "2015-12-22T18:44:49Z")
Weather, whether you like it or not 1. Raining 2. Drought 3. Wintry Mix 4. The 3 Hs of Summer: Hazy, Hot, Humid 5. Freezing Rain 6. Blizzard 7. Ice storm 8. Thundersnow 9. Gale Force Winds 10. Real football weather! 11. Golf ball sized hail 12. Sharknado 13. The two seasons up north: Winter and the 4th of July. New: Great American cities settled at first on obscure rivers 1. Houston – Buffalo Bayou ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40562 "2015-12-22T21:02:35Z")
Great American cities settled at first on obscure rivers 1. Houston – Buffalo Bayou 2. Asheville NC: French Broad River ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40563 "2015-12-22T21:33:48Z")
Great American cities settled at first on obscure rivers 1. Houston – Buffalo Bayou 2. Asheville NC: French Broad River 3. Dallas TX (the Trinity isn’t much of a river) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2027) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2029)