# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2032
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40624 "2015-12-28T15:16:11Z")
Scenes cut from SW7 and unlikely to appear as DVD extras 1. General Leia talks at length about her plastic surgery mishaps on Coruscant 2. Lando Calrissian offers Rey a Colt 45 3. Jar Jar Binks Jr. hits the cantinas, picks up a few hot babes. 4. Darth Maul and Queen Padmé Amidala are sipping Mai Tais together in a bar, shooting the breeze. They kiss, lightly at first. Then it becomes passionate. They can barely control their desires. 5. Han Solo gets word that a weird little beat up freighter, with Chinese characters painted on its side, beat his Kessel run by half 6. The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears to Lt. Worf. 7. Chewbacca gets a Brazilian wax. 8. C-3PO and R2-D2 finally admit their love, and get married. 9. Luke Skywalker tearfully admits his greatest secret: he can’t read. 10. Jabba the Hutt’s son Fred comes gunning for Leia (aka “that big haired bitch who killed my Pa”) 11. BB8 opens, revealing he’s really a Furby-in-a-tin-suit. 12. Captain Kirk beds Princess Leia. And Padmé. At the same time. Oh wait… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40625 "2015-12-28T15:18:01Z")
Scenes cut from SW7 and unlikely to appear as DVD extras 1. General Leia talks at length about her plastic surgery mishaps on Coruscant 2. Lando Calrissian offers Rey a Colt 45 3. Jar Jar Binks Jr. hits the cantinas, picks up a few hot babes. 4. Darth Maul and Queen Padmé Amidala are sipping Mai Tais together in a bar, shooting the breeze. They kiss, lightly at first. Then it becomes passionate. They can barely control their desires. 5. Han Solo gets word that a weird little beat up freighter, with Chinese characters painted on its side, beat his Kessel run by half 6. The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears to Lt. Worf. 7. Chewbacca gets a Brazilian wax. 8. C-3PO and R2-D2 finally admit their love, and get married. 9. Luke Skywalker tearfully admits his greatest secret: he can’t read. 10. Jabba the Hutt’s son Fred comes gunning for Leia (aka “that big haired bitch who killed my Pa”) 11. BB8 opens, revealing he’s really a Furby-in-a-tin-suit. 12. Captain Kirk beds Princess Leia. And Padmé. At the same time. Oh wait… 13. Entire Star Wars universe is happening in a snow globe of a space battle held by an autistic baby boomer named George. Lesser celebrities lost in 2015: 14. Meadowlark Lemon Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40626 "2015-12-28T15:25:40Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40627 "2015-12-28T15:43:20Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40628 "2015-12-28T15:50:38Z")
esser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Robert Loggia, veteran character actor ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40629 "2015-12-28T15:51:42Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Robert Loggia 5. Gary Owens The announcer from Laugh-In. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40630 "2015-12-28T15:52:53Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel Wonderful character actor, who also recorded some folk albums when folk music was hitting stride arouind 1960. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40631 "2015-12-28T16:21:55Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Loue Louie”) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40632 "2015-12-28T16:36:24Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Loue Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40633 "2015-12-28T17:33:08Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Loue Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. 8. Patrick McNee Avenger John Steed. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40634 "2015-12-28T17:39:34Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. 8. Patrick McNee 9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40635 "2015-12-28T17:48:43Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. 8. Patrick McNee 9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore 10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40636 "2015-12-28T18:56:55Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. 8. Patrick McNee 9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore 10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson 11. Wes Craven ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40637 "2015-12-28T18:57:31Z")
Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. 8. Patrick McNee 9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore 10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson 11. Wes Craven 12. Donna “Ellie Mae” Douglas Simulposted with Intergalactic Gladiator. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40638 "2015-12-28T19:34:01Z")
Somehow #9 got skipped, so… Lesser celebrities lost in 2015 (Lesser meaning “well known, but never A-list”): 1. Meadowlark Lemon 2. Dave Henderson. Just yesterday, like Meadowlark. 3. Frank Gifford 4. Gary Owens 5. Theodore Bikel 6. Jack Ely (the guy who sang “Louie Louie”) 7. Mario Cuomo. On 01 January. 8. Patrick McNee 9. Leslie “It’s My Party” Gore 10. Lynn “I never Promised You a Rose Garden” Anderson 11. Wes Craven 12. Donna “Ellie Mae” Douglas 13. “Philthy Animal” Taylor, original Motorhead drummer Next: Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40639 "2015-12-28T20:24:56Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40640 "2015-12-28T20:46:43Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40641 "2015-12-28T21:13:38Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40642 "2015-12-28T21:28:46Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40643 "2015-12-28T21:31:19Z")
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