# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2033
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40644 "2015-12-28T22:07:44Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40645 "2015-12-29T01:17:06Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) 8. Oprah Winfrey ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40646 "2015-12-29T04:17:20Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. [I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…](http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/26/vladimir-putin-2016-calendar-shirtless-photos/) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40647 "2015-12-29T05:08:17Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. [I would have thought Vladimir Putin but…](http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/26/vladimir-putin-2016-calendar-shirtless-photos/) 10. Hillary ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40648 "2015-12-29T05:50:23Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but… 10. Hillary 11. Larry the Cable Guy ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40649 "2015-12-29T06:02:22Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but… 10. Hillary 11. Larry the Cable Guy 12. Herve Villechaize (even if he weren’t dead, I mean…) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40650 "2015-12-29T08:25:45Z")
Celebrities unlikely to appear on a pin-up calendar. 1. Eddie Trunk 2. D J Qualls 3. Lyle Lovett 4. Roseann Barr 5. Rosie O’Donnell 6. Donald Trump 7. Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. I would have thought Vladimir Putin but… 10. Hillary 11. Larry the Cable Guy 12. Herve Villechaize 13. Rush Limbaugh Next: How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 14. Saint Peter’s lawn died. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40651 "2015-12-29T13:08:13Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died. 2. Janis Joplin has a new band ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40652 "2015-12-29T13:54:49Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died. 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40653 "2015-12-29T14:03:17Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukebox in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40654 "2015-12-29T14:15:43Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukebox in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40655 "2015-12-29T14:37:45Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukebox in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill”. 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40656 "2015-12-29T14:46:55Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40657 "2015-12-29T14:58:36Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars 8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40658 "2015-12-29T14:58:47Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars 8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with. 9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40659 "2015-12-30T03:55:28Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars 8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with. 9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets. 10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40660 "2015-12-30T05:06:44Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars 8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with. 9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets. 10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act. 11. Lemmy now knows he’s not God, after all. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40661 "2015-12-30T17:04:41Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars 8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with. 9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets. 10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act. 11. Lemmy now knows he’s not God, after all. 12. Jesus switches from red wine to Jack & Coke. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40662 "2015-12-31T14:19:43Z")
How Heaven has changed since Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister and Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor have both arrived. 1. Saint Peter’s lawn died 2. Janis Joplin has a new band 3. There’s a luxurious new room being fixed up for a very nervous Fast Eddie Clarke 4. Jukeboxes in heavenly diners all being reprogrammed 5. Gene Krupa has hired Philthy to teach him that rapid-fire double bass drum line in “Overkill” 6. The longstanding ban on Nazi memorabilia in Heaven has been lifted 7. Most angels giving up harps for guitars 8. Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee have someone new to jam with. 9. All the angels who took Keith Richards instead of Lemmy in the office dead pool just crumpled up their bracket sheets. 10. Johnny Cash fired his opening act. 11. Lemmy now knows he’s not God, after all. 12. Jesus switches from red wine to Jack & Coke. 13. The Helluva Band just got two new members Next up: A little late, but famous people (besides me & Jesus) born on December 25th 1. Rod Serling (1924) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40663 "2015-12-31T14:21:18Z")
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