# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2050
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40985 "2016-01-14T18:14:04Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40986 "2016-01-14T18:19:32Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40987 "2016-01-14T20:14:06Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40988 "2016-01-14T20:27:27Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40989 "2016-01-14T20:54:03Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40990 "2016-01-14T21:05:10Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. 8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40991 "2016-01-14T21:09:33Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. 8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue. 9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40992 "2016-01-14T21:51:03Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. 8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue. 9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco. 10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40993 "2016-01-14T22:32:46Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. 8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue. 9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco. 10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in. 11. Declare war on Poseidon, collect tons of shells, declare victory. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40994 "2016-01-15T01:17:05Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. 8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue. 9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco. 10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in. 11. Declare war on Poseidon, collect tons of shells, declare victory. 12. Fox Broadcasting Company to be rebranded the Trump Broadcasting Company. No other networks will be allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40995 "2016-01-15T01:30:51Z")
Trump’s “other” plans 1. Deport all Canadian musicians - Dion, Beiber, Drake, Nickelback, etc… 2. Gild the statue of Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial 3. Replace Congress with C & D list celebrities who’ll do what they’re told 4. Add hisself to Mount Rushmore. Very prominently, in front of George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe. 5. Make his daughter the Secretary of the Interior because she’s great at that stuff. She’s the best. She’s just like me, very smart and very sexy. 6. Paint nymphs with big tits on the ceiling of the East Room. 7. Give the Cabinet a marketing challenge, and then fire them, one per week. 8. Replace that wimpy “give us your poor…” message on the Statue of Liberty with a flashing, lighted “TRUMP” sign. And while we are at it copper is for poor people, lets gold plate the statue. 9. Refusing to admit error and actually building that border fence around Morocco. 10. Border wall around Alaska’s coastline to prevent the pesky Koreans and Russians from getting in. 11. Declare war on Poseidon, collect tons of shells, declare victory. 12. Fox Broadcasting Company to be rebranded the Trump Broadcasting Company. No other networks will be allowed. 13. Nuke Scotland. > **[You've Been Trumped (2011) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1943873/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)** > > You've Been Trumped: Directed by Anthony Baxter. With Anthony Baxter, Kevin Brown, Paul Cheshire, Mickey Foote. In this David and Goliath story for the 21st century, a group of proud Scottish homeowners take on celebrity tycoon Donald Trump as he... Next category: Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40996 "2016-01-15T01:42:52Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40997 "2016-01-15T01:52:00Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” ---
**Author:** ![FallingLeaves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/54ee81/32.png) [@FallingLeaves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallingLeaves)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40998 "2016-01-15T02:02:40Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/40999 "2016-01-15T03:04:41Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41000 "2016-01-15T03:08:36Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41001 "2016-01-15T03:27:02Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41002 "2016-01-15T04:06:16Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series 8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41003 "2016-01-15T04:22:07Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series 8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard” 9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41004 "2016-01-15T05:14:30Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series 8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard” 9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” 10. Metatron, “Dogma” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2049) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2051)