# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2051
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41005 "2016-01-15T05:44:16Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series 8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard” 9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” 10. Metatron, “Dogma” 11. Elliot Marston, “Quigley Down Under” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41006 "2016-01-15T07:02:26Z")
Holy shit, he died. I just found out. Only 69. R.I.P., Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series 8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard” 9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” 10. Metatron, “Dogma” 11. Elliot Marston, “Quigley Down Under” 12. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard with a Vengeance” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41007 "2016-01-15T12:15:29Z")
Alan Rickman roles, movies 1. Colonel Brandon, “Sense and Sensibility” 2. Harry, “Love, Actually” 3. Dr. Alfred Blalock, “Something the Lord Made” 4. Jamie, “Truly Madly Deeply” 5. Alexander Dane, “Galaxy Quest” 6. Steven Spurrier, “Bottle Shock” 7. Severus Snape, the Harry Potter series 8. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard” 9. Sheriff of Nottingham, “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” 10. Metatron, “Dogma” 11. Elliot Marston, “Quigley Down Under” 12. Hans Gruber, “Die Hard with a Vengeance” 13. Phil Allen, “Blow Dry” New! Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 14. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41008 "2016-01-15T12:20:10Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41009 "2016-01-15T12:21:01Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41010 "2016-01-15T12:26:42Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41011 "2016-01-15T12:28:19Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41012 "2016-01-15T12:30:45Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. In response to being called a “Common thief,” one of the snappier bits of dialogue in any pre-_Pulp Fiction_ crime movie. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41013 "2016-01-15T12:41:41Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41014 "2016-01-15T12:54:51Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. 8. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41015 "2016-01-15T13:22:51Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. 8. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. 9. God’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41016 "2016-01-15T14:02:39Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. 8. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. 9. God’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. 10. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41017 "2016-01-15T14:44:26Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. 8. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. 9. God’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. 10. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death. 11. That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Great category **Prof** , this was a topic that I was contemplating as well. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41018 "2016-01-15T14:55:08Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. 8. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. 9. God’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. 10. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death. 11. That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. 12. What is it about actors? God knows I get bored with actors talking about themselves. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41019 "2016-01-15T15:06:20Z")
Notable quotes by Alan Rickman or one of his characters. 1. By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged. 2. Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. 3. Locksley! I’m going to cut your heart out with a SPOON! 4. Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there. 5. Tell a person that you’re the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar. 6. No, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. 7. Anyone who isn’t dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. 8. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. 9. God’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. 10. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death. 11. That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. 12. What is it about actors? God knows I get bored with actors talking about themselves. 13. Well, I say we get drunk, because I’m all out of ideas. pass ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41020 "2016-01-15T16:42:54Z")
New: 1970s TV Dramas 1. Kojak ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41021 "2016-01-15T16:59:33Z")
1970s TV Dramas 1. Kojak 2. Mannix ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41022 "2016-01-15T17:09:36Z")
1970s TV Dramas 1. Kojak 2. Mannix 3. Little House on the Prairie ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41023 "2016-01-15T17:23:31Z")
1970s TV Dramas 1. Kojak 2. Mannix 3. Little House on the Prairie 4. CHiPs ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41024 "2016-01-15T17:24:03Z")
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