# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2060
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41185 "2016-01-26T01:29:46Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41186 "2016-01-26T02:41:23Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41187 "2016-01-26T04:57:43Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41188 "2016-01-26T05:43:14Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41189 "2016-01-26T13:25:45Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41190 "2016-01-26T13:37:05Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. 8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41191 "2016-01-26T15:48:03Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. 8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy 9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41192 "2016-01-26T15:51:46Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. 8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy 9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron 10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41193 "2016-01-26T15:53:49Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. 8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy 9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron 10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu 11. Chewie’s Family - his wife Malla, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy… they don’t exist 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41194 "2016-01-26T15:56:36Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. 8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy 9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron 10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu 11. Chewie’s Family - his wife Malla, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy… they don’t exist 12. Luke Skywalker’s country cousin Bo Skywalker (they used to cruise Beggar’s Canyon in the General Leia, one step ahead of Boss Hutt) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41195 "2016-01-26T16:13:17Z")
Relatives of Star Wars characters who you’ll never see in the movies: 1. BB8’s pervy cousin, DV8 2. Chewbacca’s smokin’ ancestor, Tobacca 3. Yoda’s risk-taking brother, Yolo 4. Boba Fett’s smooth-talking brother, Cordoba Fett (his armor is made of rich Corinthian leather) 5. There’s no porpoise to having Finn’s cousin, Gill. 6. C3P0’s fetishist brother ICPP 7. Boba Fett’s country cousin Bubba Fett. 8. Kylo Ren’s half brother, with learning difficulties, Kylo Stimpy 9. Poe Dameron’s goth uncle, Edgar Allan Poe Dameron 10. Mace Windu’s equally BAMF cousin, Broadsword Windu 11. Chewie’s Family - his wife Malla, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy… they don’t exist 12. Luke Skywalker’s country cousin Bo Skywalker (they used to cruise Beggar’s Canyon in the General Leia, one step ahead of Boss Hutt) 13. And, of course, Jabba the Hut’s Italian cousin, Pizza the Hut. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41196 "2016-01-26T16:14:41Z")
New topic: The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41197 "2016-01-26T17:04:00Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41198 "2016-01-26T18:58:39Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels 3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies. Viral video: [Rabbit Vs Snake. Momma Rabbit save babies - Original Video - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41199 "2016-01-26T22:18:58Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels 3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies. 4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41200 "2016-01-27T16:13:14Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels 3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies. 4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox 5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly God that hurt. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41201 "2016-01-27T18:05:52Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels 3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies. 4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox 5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly 6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41202 "2016-01-27T23:26:20Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels 3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies. 4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox 5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly 6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson 7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41203 "2016-01-28T21:54:50Z")
So, while we’re waiting, what’d everybody have for lunch today? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41204 "2016-01-28T21:59:56Z")
The enemy of my enemy is my friend: 1. Enemy: cats. Other enemy: hungry hawks. My friend? The hawks 2. My enemy: Stairs; Stairs’ enemy: Wheels; My friend? Wheels 3. My enemy: Snakes. Snakes enemy/my friend: Bunnies. 4. My enemy: NY Yankees. their enemy: Boston Red Sox. My Friend: Red Sox 5. My enemy: Donald Trump. His enemy/my friend: Megyn Kelly 6. My enemy: Willful Stupidity. Other Enemy: TV hosts. My friend? Neil Degrasse Tyson 7. My enemy: People who whine about microaggressions. Their enemy: Bill Maher My friend: Bill Maher. 8. My enemy: Homophobs. Their enemy/my friend: People who mind their own fucking business. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2059) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2061)