# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2067
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41325 "2016-02-05T13:39:51Z")
The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41326 "2016-02-05T14:10:57Z")
It’s two categories in one! Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 4. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 5. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 6. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 7. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 8. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41327 "2016-02-05T14:27:47Z")
OMG, I’m so sorry! :o :o :o :smack: Y’all just carry on and do what you think is right while I go slink off to this corner… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41328 "2016-02-05T15:00:24Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41329 "2016-02-05T15:38:08Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41330 "2016-02-05T15:38:49Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. 8. Don’t eat yellow snow ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41331 "2016-02-05T15:53:29Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. 8. Don’t eat yellow snow 9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41332 "2016-02-05T16:14:21Z")
The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. 8. Don’t eat yellow snow 9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages 10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.–Will Rogers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41333 "2016-02-05T16:21:49Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. 8. Don’t eat yellow snow 9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages 10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. 11. Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to lay the old aside. Something my wise grandfather said more than once. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41334 "2016-02-05T16:34:15Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps 9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. 8. Don’t eat yellow snow 9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages 10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. 11. Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to lay the old aside. 12. A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41335 "2016-02-05T17:34:18Z")
[quote=“buddha\_david, post:41334, topic:549173”] Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps 9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies The Secrets of Life (humorous)… 1. Don’t date a woman who sports a tattoo of a dagger… 2. Never eat at a place called “Mom’s” or play poker with a man named Doc. 3. Don’t piss off the waiter BEFORE he brings you your food. 4. Never put anything on the Internet you wouldn’t want your Mom or your boss to see. 5. Always refresh before posting in the Baker’s Dozen thread or you’ll miss a category. 6. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape 7. Thou hast taken thyself too seriously. 8. Don’t eat yellow snow 9. Two things you should never watch being made: laws and sausages 10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. 11. Be not the first by whom the new is tried, nor yet the last to lay the old aside. 12. A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body. 13. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! And carry on with the chocolate-free category, the reason I suggested it was that I 've been to too many events lately where all the desserts were chocolate which to me is ok but not my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41336 "2016-02-05T18:17:49Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps 9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies 10. donut with vanilla frosting ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41337 "2016-02-05T19:03:13Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps 9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies 10. donut with vanilla frosting 11. Pecan pie ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41338 "2016-02-05T19:35:51Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps 9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies 10. donut with vanilla frosting 11. Pecan pie 12. Buttermilk pie ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41339 "2016-02-05T20:26:04Z")
Your favorite sweet treat that does NOT contain chocolate 1. Lemon meringue pie 2. Blueberry cheesecake 3. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream 4. cherry pie 5. Fruit cake 6. Regular, garden-variety cheesecake with graham cracker crust 7. Sugar cookies 8. ginger snaps 9. freshly baked peanut butter cookies 10. donut with vanilla frosting 11. Pecan pie 12. Buttermilk pie 13. Creme brulee I’m tempting to start a category of “Desserts that Rutger Hauer secretly lives in” to keep the confusion going but I’ll pass instead. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41340 "2016-02-05T21:21:01Z")
Name an obese celebrity, living or dead 1. Victor Buono ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41341 "2016-02-05T21:28:12Z")
Name an obese celebrity, living or dead 1. Victor Buono 2. Orson Welles ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41342 "2016-02-05T21:49:54Z")
Name an obese celebrity, living or dead 1. Victor Buono 2. Orson Welles 3. Sydney Greenstreet ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41343 "2016-02-05T21:57:38Z")
Name an obese celebrity, living or dead 1. Victor Buono 2. Orson Welles 3. Sydney Greenstreet 4. Darlene Cates Who apparently ate Gilbert Grape and several of his friends. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41344 "2016-02-05T22:07:59Z")
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