# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2072
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41425 "2016-02-09T19:50:21Z")
Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary 1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary 2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…” 3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush. 4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez 5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke. 6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders. 7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island. 8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands. 9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts. 10. Trump then switches wigs with Barbara Bush. 11. Papoon wins! (He’s not insane!) 12. The Great Christie Coup of 2016 results in Passaic being new US Capitol. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41426 "2016-02-09T20:42:25Z")
Biggest surprises out of the New Hampshire primary 1. Donald Trump endorses Hillary 2. “In some of the most eloquent language in the history of the Republic, Ben Carson spoke out…” 3. Supreme Court cancels primary and awards delegates to Jeb Bush. 4. The role of Marco Rubio is now played by Mario Lopez 5. Jim Gillmore wins, after thousands of Republicans enter his name as a joke. 6. Bill Clinton endorses Bernie Sanders. 7. All of the candidates were rounded up and shipped off to Monster Island. 8. The Republic Party splinters and formally disbands. 9. Barbara Bush kicks Trump in the nuts. 10. Trump then switches wigs with Barbara Bush. 11. Papoon wins! (He’s not insane!) 12. The Great Christie Coup of 2016 results in Passaic being new US Capitol. 13. Bernie Sanders urges supporters to do a shot every time he says “middle class” New: Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41427 "2016-02-09T21:24:15Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41428 "2016-02-09T21:26:08Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41429 "2016-02-09T21:56:21Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41430 "2016-02-09T22:14:27Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41431 "2016-02-09T22:20:44Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41432 "2016-02-09T22:35:33Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2016, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41433 "2016-02-09T23:18:55Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41434 "2016-02-10T05:14:59Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance 9. Ice-skate ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41435 "2016-02-10T05:52:33Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance 9. Ice-skate 10. Draw ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41436 "2016-02-10T14:52:49Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance 9. Ice-skate 10. Draw 11. predict the outcome of American elections ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41437 "2016-02-10T14:53:46Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance 9. Ice-skate 10. Draw 11. Study for certifications ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41438 "2016-02-10T15:05:05Z")
Fixing… Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance 9. Ice-skate 10. Draw 11. predict the outcome of American elections 12. Study for certifications ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41439 "2016-02-10T15:47:34Z")
Something you want to do well, but can’t seem to 1. Play chess 2. Play [musical] keyboards 3. Play the guitar 4. Pick up women 5. Sleep 6. Decorate 7. Speak French 8. Dance 9. Ice-skate 10. Draw 11. predict the outcome of American elections 12. Study for certifications 13. Juggle New: Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs 1. **Sensible Kate** , by Doris Gates ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41440 "2016-02-10T16:39:09Z")
New: Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs 1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates 2. “Young Abe Lincoln” He was two day old on Valentines Day. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41441 "2016-02-10T17:13:45Z")
Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs 1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates 2. “Young Abe Lincoln” 3. [Holiday Inn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1mIgKOdOyA) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41442 "2016-02-10T17:17:11Z")
Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs 1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates 2. “Young Abe Lincoln” 3. Holiday Inn 4. [Valentine’s Day](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817230/?ref_=nv_sr_1) (2010 film) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41443 "2016-02-10T17:35:01Z")
Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs 1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates 2. “Young Abe Lincoln” 3. Holiday Inn 4. [Valentine’s Day](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817230/?ref_=nv_sr_1) (2010 film) 5. Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41444 "2016-02-10T17:38:12Z")
Fiction in which Valentine’s Day occurs 1. Sensible Kate, by Doris Gates 2. “Young Abe Lincoln” 3. Holiday Inn 4. Valentine’s Day (2010 film) 5. Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown! 6. Hamlet, by William Shakespeare “To-morrow is Saint Valentine’s day All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.” Hamlet. Act IV. Sc. 5. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2071) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2073)