# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41485 "2016-02-12T00:04:17Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
>
> You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”
> 
> Add a line to the above.
> 
> 1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
> 2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
> 3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
> 4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
> 5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
> 6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
> 7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
> 8. Grouse like everybody cares what you think.
> 9. Add cheese and bacon like your doctor didn’t warn you about your cholesterol.

1. Whistle until you get pummeled to death.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41486 "2016-02-12T02:12:24Z")

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You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
8. Grouse like everybody cares what you think.
9. Add cheese and bacon like your doctor didn’t warn you about your cholesterol.
10. Whistle until you get pummeled to death.
11. Vote like you actually like one of the candidates

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41487 "2016-02-12T03:52:48Z")

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You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
8. Grouse like everybody cares what you think.
9. Add cheese and bacon like your doctor didn’t warn you about your cholesterol.
10. Whistle until you get pummeled to death.
11. Vote like you actually like one of the candidates
12. Defenestrate like you’re on the 112th floor

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41488 "2016-02-12T04:00:37Z")

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You may have heard the saying “Love like you’ve never been hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, dance like there’s nobody watching.”

Add a line to the above.

1. Yodel like there’s nobody else in the movie theater.
2. Drive like there’s nobody else on the road.
3. Eat like you’re at a Vegas buffet
4. Sleep like there’s no monsters under the bed.
5. Fart like there’s nobody else in the room.
6. Chat like she’s 18 or older.
7. Laugh like there’s nobody else to laugh at you.
8. Grouse like everybody cares what you think.
9. Add cheese and bacon like your doctor didn’t warn you about your cholesterol.
10. Whistle until you get pummeled to death.
11. Vote like you actually like one of the candidates
12. Defenestrate like you’re on the 112th floor
13. Pick your nose like there’s nobody else in the elevator  
On to  
Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night
14. egg nog with a shot of rum

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41489 "2016-02-12T05:35:03Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41490 "2016-02-12T05:45:23Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41491 "2016-02-12T06:04:28Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41492 "2016-02-12T13:13:23Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41493 "2016-02-12T13:46:52Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41494 "2016-02-12T13:48:37Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41495 "2016-02-12T14:30:24Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa
8. Chicken broth

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41496 "2016-02-12T17:50:30Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa
8. Chicken broth
9. spearmint tea

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41497 "2016-02-12T18:39:45Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa
8. Chicken broth
9. spearmint tea
10. warm milk with a spoonful of honey

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41498 "2016-02-12T20:06:53Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa
8. Chicken broth
9. spearmint tea
10. warm milk with a spoonful of honey
11. hot toddy with Jack Daniels honey liqueur

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41499 "2016-02-13T02:03:57Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa
8. Chicken broth
9. spearmint tea
10. warm milk with a spoonful of honey
11. hot toddy with Jack Daniels honey liqueur
12. decaf Earl Grey

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41500 "2016-02-13T14:36:37Z")

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Your suggested drink to warm up on a cold night

1. egg nog with a shot of rum
2. hot chocolate with a shot of rum
3. a shot of rum
4. warm apple cider with a shot of cinnamon schnapps
5. A glass of mulled wine
6. Coffee with Bailey’s
7. A nice warm cup of cocoa
8. Chicken broth
9. spearmint tea
10. warm milk with a spoonful of honey
11. hot toddy with Jack Daniels honey liqueur
12. decaf Earl Grey
13. hot spiced tea (add butter for a virgin buttered rum)

Next up: Your suggested drink to cool down on a hot day:

1. Iced tea with lemon and honey

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41501 "2016-02-13T14:46:46Z")

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Next up: Your suggested drink to cool down on a hot day:

1. Iced tea with lemon and honey
2. Root beer float

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41502 "2016-02-13T15:58:08Z")

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Next up: Your suggested drink to cool down on a hot day:

1. Iced tea with lemon and honey
2. Root beer float
3. Ice water

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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41503 "2016-02-13T15:59:30Z")

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
>
> Next up: Your suggested drink to cool down on a hot day:
> 
> 1. Iced tea with lemon and honey
> 2. Root beer float
> 3. Ice water

1. Ribena, diluted 1:5 with water. Iced.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41504 "2016-02-13T16:33:32Z")

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Your suggested drink to cool down on a hot day:

1. Iced tea with lemon and honey
2. Root beer float
3. Ice water
4. Ribena, diluted 1:5 with water. Iced.
5. pina colada

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