# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2083
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41645 "2016-02-25T01:25:11Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41646 "2016-02-25T03:29:06Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41647 "2016-02-25T05:08:48Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41648 "2016-02-25T06:38:19Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41649 "2016-02-25T07:03:35Z")
> [@gkster](#): > > What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized > > 1. You’re married to someone you never met before > 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. > 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg > 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump > 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas > 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 1. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41650 "2016-02-25T15:01:12Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! 8. That, like **quiltguy** , you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41651 "2016-02-25T15:16:42Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! 8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread 9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41652 "2016-02-25T15:28:36Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! 8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread 9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda 10. That you refused to file your TPS reports ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41653 "2016-02-25T15:40:28Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! 8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread 9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda 10. That you refused to file your TPS reports 11. That you’re really Gilligan, not Mary Ann ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41654 "2016-02-25T17:02:01Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! 8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread 9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda 10. That you refused to file your TPS reports 11. That you’re really Gilligan, not Mary Ann 12. That you’ve denied you could be hypnotized, and now a nightclub full of people know differently ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41655 "2016-02-25T18:23:13Z")
What you don’t want to find out when waking up after being hypnotized 1. You’re married to someone you never met before 2. You have a persistent craving for chocolate covered ants. 3. That you will start crowing like a banty rooster every time you hear the word egg 4. You’ve just caucused for Donald Trump 5. That you’ve been ordered to infiltrate the Walkin’ Dude’s evil empire in Vegas 6. You are now obsessed with the Kardashians and must watch every show, visit every website and buy every magazine that features them 7. Split tongue? Tattoos? Scarification??? AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!! 8. That, like quiltguy, you have been conditioned to use the Quote function in responding to previous posts in this thread 9. You have dyslexia, which is especially pronounced when at the kyebroda 10. That you refused to file your TPS reports 11. That you’re really Gilligan, not Mary Ann 12. That you’ve denied you could be hypnotized, and now a nightclub full of people know differently 13. Why all the news teams and SWAT crews and helicopters are focusing on you Next up: Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41656 "2016-02-25T18:44:07Z")
Next up: Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41657 "2016-02-25T18:47:40Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41658 "2016-02-25T18:48:41Z")
Next up: Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Nicholas Cage ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41659 "2016-02-25T19:26:47Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top 4. Nicholas Cage 5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41660 "2016-02-25T19:27:43Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top 4. Nicholas Cage 5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?) 6. Tea Leoni ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41661 "2016-02-25T19:37:21Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top 4. Nicholas Cage 5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?) 6. Tea Leoni 7. Jack Nicholson ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41662 "2016-02-25T19:41:17Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top 4. Nicholas Cage 5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?) 6. Tea Leoni 7. Jack Nicholson 8. Everyone on Duck Dynasty ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41663 "2016-02-25T20:13:23Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top 4. Nicholas Cage 5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?) 6. Tea Leoni 7. Jack Nicholson 8. Everyone on Duck Dynasty 9. Lena Dunham ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/41664 "2016-02-25T21:11:01Z")
Celebrities who haven’t killed anybody to your knowledge but for whom you have an irrational personal hatred anyway (no justification needed) 1. Jeff Foxworthy 2. Pauly Shore 3. Carrot Top 4. Nicholas Cage 5. Katy Deschanel (or is it Zooey Perry?) 6. Tea Leoni 7. Jack Nicholson 8. Everyone on Duck Dynasty 9. Lena Dunham 10. Adam Sandler [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2082) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2084)