# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2109
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42165 "2016-03-25T03:11:18Z")
Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket. 1. Napalm 2. Plastic eggs 3. Scrambled eggs 4. Asparagus 5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons 6. An elephant 7 Elephant poop 7. Discounted Halloween candy 8. Drunk Santa Claus 9. Two girls and One cup ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42166 "2016-03-25T03:11:37Z")
Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket. 1. Napalm 2. Plastic eggs 3. Scrambled eggs 4. Asparagus 5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons 6. An elephant 7 Elephant poop 7. Discounted Halloween candy 8. Drunk Santa Claus 9. Two girls and One cup 10. Bees ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42167 "2016-03-25T03:21:45Z")
Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket. 1. Napalm 2. Plastic eggs 3. Scrambled eggs 4. Asparagus 5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons 6. An elephant 7 Elephant poop 7. Discounted Halloween candy 8. Drunk Santa Claus 9. Two girls and One cup 10. Bees 11. A crucified Peep ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42168 "2016-03-25T03:34:31Z")
Things you don’t want to find in your Easter basket. 1. Napalm 2. Plastic eggs 3. Scrambled eggs 4. Asparagus 5. “Make America Great Again” campaign buttons 6. An elephant 7 Elephant poop 7. Discounted Halloween candy 8. Drunk Santa Claus 9. Two girls and One cup 10. Bees 11. A crucified Peep 12. The Eggman pass ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42169 "2016-03-25T03:52:29Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Actors who are very popular in U.S. produced film and television whose first language is not English/their First Language > > …13. Arnold Schwarzenegger - German Jay Leno joked when Ahnuld was elected Governor of California, “Finally, the Republicans have someone who can explain their civil rights policies in the original German.” Next category: Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42170 "2016-03-25T04:02:09Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42171 "2016-03-25T04:02:26Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. Money ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42172 "2016-03-25T04:04:51Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42173 "2016-03-25T04:36:25Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan (#4 isn’t strictly necessary, as we’ve learned from the dot-com boom/bust…) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42174 "2016-03-25T10:21:56Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42175 "2016-03-25T10:27:27Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42176 "2016-03-25T11:14:40Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines 8. A tax number ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42177 "2016-03-25T11:26:53Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines 8. A tax number 9. A permit or license ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42178 "2016-03-25T12:15:14Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines 8. A tax number 9. A permit or license 10. A storefront ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42179 "2016-03-25T14:08:32Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines 8. A tax number 9. A permit or license 10. A storefront 11, Insurance, insurance, and a little extra insurance ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42180 "2016-03-25T14:10:12Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines 8. A tax number 9. A permit or license 10. A storefront 11, Insurance, insurance, and a little extra insurance 11. A computer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42181 "2016-03-25T14:10:25Z")
Things you might need when opening your own business 1. Business cards 2. A website 3. Money 4. A product or service to sell 5. A catchy slogan 6. More money 7. An 800-number in the Philippines 8. A tax number 9. A permit or license 10. A storefront 11. Insurance, insurance, and a little extra insurance 12. A computer 13. Customers! Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42182 "2016-03-25T14:46:32Z")
Occupations & Pastimes of Snoopy 1. World War I Flying Ace ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42183 "2016-03-25T14:54:30Z")
Occupations & Pastimes of Snoopy 1. World War I Flying Ace 2. Detective ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42184 "2016-03-25T14:57:33Z")
1. World War I Flying Ace 2. Detective [/QUOTE] 3. Joe Cool, hangin’ around the Student Union [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2108) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2110)