# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2119
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42365 "2016-04-02T04:24:54Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42366 "2016-04-02T04:38:17Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42367 "2016-04-02T04:52:03Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42368 "2016-04-02T14:26:25Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42369 "2016-04-02T19:06:30Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” 8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42370 "2016-04-02T20:33:24Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” 8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions. 9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42371 "2016-04-02T20:42:07Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” 8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions. 9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him. 10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42372 "2016-04-03T03:40:07Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” 8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions. 9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him. 10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame. 11. Lois Lane leaves the Daily Planet to start a tell-all tabloid. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42373 "2016-04-03T03:41:09Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” 8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions. 9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him. 10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame. 11. Lois Lane leaves the Daily Planet to start a tell-all tabloid. 12. Aquaman starts drowning Japanese whalers. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42374 "2016-04-03T04:07:46Z")
Ways in which Zach Snyder can make other DC heroes dark 1. Matter Eater Lad becomes a cannibal 2. Plastic Man suffocates criminals by wrapping himself around their heads. 3. Jimmy Olsen, zombie 4. Superman joins ISIS 5. Mandrake saws Narda in half in a trick that goes horribly wrong. 6. Bruce Wayne gives his millions to finance Donald Trump’s campaign. 7. Supergirl picks up men for sex, and her orgasm “performs a Bobbitt.” 8. Green Arrow gets dementia from too many concussions. 9. Comet the Super Horse breaks a leg and Superman has to shoot him. 10. Wonder Woman misses a period and starts looking for someone to blame. 11. Lois Lane leaves the Daily Planet to start a tell-all tabloid. 12. Aquaman starts drowning Japanese whalers. 13. Robin, tired of following Batman around, sells him out to the Joker A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42375 "2016-04-03T12:03:27Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42376 "2016-04-03T12:37:15Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave I’ve never been to France, and when I go I will visit Père Lachaise. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42377 "2016-04-03T12:45:14Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon I am not very well traveled at all, it seems. My bucket list is full of places other folks go regularly ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42378 "2016-04-03T12:54:41Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42379 "2016-04-03T12:59:25Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay 6. Somaliland I’m going to try to get to Hargeisa later this year. I’ll be in Ethiopia for a few weeks. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42380 "2016-04-03T14:50:44Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay 6. Somaliland 7. Russia ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42381 "2016-04-03T15:10:58Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay 6. Somaliland 7. Russia 8. Forbidden City in Beijing Waiting until human rights policy changes in China which could be a while. And even though I’m fairly well traveled I have the Grand Canyon on my list too. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42382 "2016-04-03T15:49:35Z")
1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay 6. Somaliland 7. Russia 8. Forbidden City in Beijing 9. The Library at Alexandria Hey, time travel COULD happen before I snuff it. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42383 "2016-04-03T17:20:33Z")
1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay 6. Somaliland 7. Russia 8. Forbidden City in Beijing 9. The Library at Alexandria 10. Vienna ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42384 "2016-04-03T18:59:15Z")
A place you want to see before you die 1. Machu Picchu 2. The Library of Congress 3. Jim Morrison’s grave 4. The Grand Canyon 5. Musée d’Orsay 6. Somaliland 7. Russia 8. Forbidden City in Beijing 9. The Library at Alexandria 10. Vienna 11. The Tower of London [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2118) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2120)