# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42865 "2016-04-20T18:05:15Z")

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Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
7. Day-oh
8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation

nitpick on #4: Tag Team’s song is “ **Whoomp!** There It Is.” 95 South released a very similar song at the same time called “ **Whoot!** There It Is.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42866 "2016-04-20T22:14:17Z")

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Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
7. Day-oh
8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
9. Mexican Hat Dance

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42867 "2016-04-20T22:43:07Z")

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Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
7. Day-oh
8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
9. Mexican Hat Dance
10. The Chicken Dance

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42868 "2016-04-21T01:41:39Z")

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Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
7. Day-oh
8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
9. Mexican Hat Dance
10. The Chicken Dance
11. Sweet Caroline

Not an obnoxious song, originally, but hearing a stadium full of fans grunting the “oh oh ohs” and the “so good so good” line can be really irritating!

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42869 "2016-04-21T03:05:29Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> 1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

That’s from that “Cha Cha Slide” song. Fuck that song.

> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> 1. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!

That’s from those assholes at Florida State. Fuck that song.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42870 "2016-04-21T13:17:46Z")

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Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
7. Day-oh
8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
9. Mexican Hat Dance
10. The Chicken Dance
11. Sweet Caroline  
12 “Jeopardy” theme, when visitors take a strategy time out.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42871 "2016-04-21T14:10:52Z")

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Most inane irritating obnoxious music played on stadium PA to root on sports teams:

1. Everybody clap your hands - clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
2. Tomahawk Chop – Ohhh-oh-ohoh oh!
3. Charge! (the cavalry bugle call)
4. “Whoot! There it is!” by Tag Team
5. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
6. “Rock and Roll” (also known as “The Hey Song”)
7. Day-oh
8. “Kernkraft 400” - Zombie Nation
9. Mexican Hat Dance
10. The Chicken Dance
11. Sweet Caroline  
12 “Jeopardy” theme, when visitors take a strategy time out.
12. “Nana nana hey hey goodbye” (or whatever it’s called)

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42872 "2016-04-21T14:14:42Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Rosanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela

“Baseball been berry, berry good to me.”

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42873 "2016-04-21T14:16:16Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42874 "2016-04-21T14:31:03Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42875 "2016-04-21T14:46:57Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42876 "2016-04-21T14:54:58Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42877 "2016-04-21T15:01:02Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man
7. Emily Litella

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42878 "2016-04-21T15:08:51Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man
7. Emily Litella
8. Stefon

Most. Annoying. SNL character. _Ever_.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42879 "2016-04-21T16:01:13Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man
7. Emily Litella
8. Stefon
9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Party

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42880 "2016-04-21T16:11:42Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man
7. Emily Litella
8. Stefon
9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part
10. Father Guido Sarducci

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42881 "2016-04-21T16:22:38Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man
7. Emily Litella
8. Stefon
9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part
10. Father Guido Sarducci
11. Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42882 "2016-04-21T16:44:53Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna
2. Chico Esquela
3. Drunk Uncle
4. Opera Man
5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski
6. Cajun Man
7. Emily Litella
8. Stefon
9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part
10. Father Guido Sarducci
11. Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer
12. John Belushi

As a more ornery version of himself. “But nooooooooooo…!”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42883 "2016-04-21T17:31:40Z")

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Recurring commentators on SNL’s Weekend Update (not anchors, just commentators)

1. Roseanne Rosannadanna

2. Chico Esquela

3. Drunk Uncle

4. Opera Man

5. Dr. Jack Buttoffski

6. Cajun Man

7. Emily Litella

8. Stefon

9. The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Part

10. Father Guido Sarducci

11. Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer

12. John Belushi

13. Joe Blow (Colin Quinn)  
New topic: A Shakespeare Play That’s Rarely Performed

14. Henry VIII

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42884 "2016-04-21T17:38:50Z")

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New topic: A Shakespeare Play That’s Rarely Performed

1. Henry VIII
2. Henry VI, Part III

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