# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2148
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42945 "2016-04-25T04:09:13Z")
Next: Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42946 "2016-04-25T04:13:04Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42947 "2016-04-25T04:13:13Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42948 "2016-04-25T12:20:53Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers _that_ movie ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42949 "2016-04-25T12:42:52Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s \*\*\* Ford Fairlane \*\*\*(I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42950 "2016-04-25T14:22:17Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s \*\*\* Ford Fairlane \*\*\*(I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!) 7. Lt. Joe Friday, _Dragnet_ (2002 reboot) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42951 "2016-04-25T14:22:55Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane (I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!) 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42952 "2016-04-25T14:26:23Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) - I’m willing to bet I’m the only one who remembers that movie 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane (I WISH I didn’t remember that movie- I saw it for free at a sneak preview, and STILL demanded a refund!) 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet 8. Lenny, Another World ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42953 "2016-04-25T16:30:18Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet 8. Lenny, Another World 9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42954 "2016-04-25T17:05:45Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet 8. Lenny, Another World 9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie) 10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing” Started to mention Al Swearengen since Milch wrote the role in _Deadwood_ with O’Neill in mind, but of course it never happened. Still would love to see him do a read. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42955 "2016-04-26T13:42:10Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet 8. Lenny, Another World 9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie) 10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing” 11. Bill Jacks, John from Cincinnati ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42956 "2016-04-26T14:38:39Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet 8. Lenny, Another World 9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie) 10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing” 11. Bill Jacks, John from Cincinnati 12. Det. Paulie Sellitto, The Bone Collector ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42957 "2016-04-26T16:08:11Z")
Ed O’Neill roles pre-“Modern Family” 1. Popeye Doyle 2. Al Bundy 3. Dutch Dooley 4. Glen, the diner manager from “Wayne’s World” 5. Wilbur Meany (in Sibling Rivalry) 6. Lieutenant Amos (former “Booty Time” disco singer") from Andrew Dice Clay’s Ford Fairlane 7. Lt. Joe Friday, Dragnet 8. Lenny, Another World 9. Ed, in “The Day the Women Got Even” (TV Movie) 10. Governor Baker, “The West Wing” 11. Bill Jacks, John from Cincinnati 12. Det. Paulie Sellitto, The Bone Collector 13. Detective Michael Mooney, The Big Apple Next Up: People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House Being all snooty that “this is not what WE call a waffle!” and bragging about their human rights violations in the Congo. Ruins the Waffle House dining experience for me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42958 "2016-04-26T16:45:17Z")
Next Up: People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooge fanatics Walking around, saying “Oh, a wise guy, eh?” and trying to poke me in the eyes with their fingers. I won’t have it. No reason a person should open his door in the evening only to find someone attempting ruffian physical humor, no reason at all. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42959 "2016-04-26T16:52:05Z")
People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooges fanatics 3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives. Yeah, you’re looking out for the good of the country. Ha ha, that’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42960 "2016-04-26T16:58:11Z")
People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooges fanatics 3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives. 4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave. Trust me–it’s not a “light scent.” We can follow you by tracking your clouds. And it’s even worse if you’re doing it to cover up weapons-grade BO. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42961 "2016-04-26T17:11:27Z")
People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooges fanatics 3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives. 4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave. 5. Star Trek themed biker gangs You’d think the Klingons would be the worst of the lot, but it’s the Rogue Romulons. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42962 "2016-04-26T17:14:13Z")
People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooges fanatics 3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives. 4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave. 5. Star Trek themed biker gangs 6. The police ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42963 "2016-04-26T17:22:20Z")
People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooges fanatics 3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives. 4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave. 5. Star Trek themed biker gangs 6. The police 7. Duggars I shouldn’t have to use the same public restrooms and parks as these people. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/42964 "2016-04-26T18:54:32Z")
People you’d like to be legally protected from now that the age old problem of transgender people in public restrooms has been addressed: 1. Belgians in the Waffle House 2. Three Stooges fanatics 3. Rich, old, white, religiously fundamental, conservatives. 4. People who bathe in cologne or aftershave. 5. Star Trek themed biker gangs 6. The police 7. Duggars 8. Elvis impersonators If we can’t impersonate doctors or lawyers, why aren’t royalty impersonators illegal? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2147) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2149)