# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43025 "2016-04-27T22:17:39Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf Bourguignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43026 "2016-04-27T22:17:59Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43027 "2016-04-27T22:20:44Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
5. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager

To hell with lactose intolerance!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43028 "2016-04-27T22:21:32Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43029 "2016-04-27T22:37:24Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.

Because, why not?

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43030 "2016-04-27T22:48:36Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.
8. Grilled ribeye, mashed potatoes, buttered rolls, sweet corn-on-the-cob, a bottle of Cabernet, and a big slice of pecan pie with a scoop of Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43031 "2016-04-28T03:58:51Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.
8. Grilled ribeye, mashed potatoes, buttered rolls, sweet corn-on-the-cob, a bottle of Cabernet, and a big slice of pecan pie with a scoop of Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.
9. Cheese tortellini with pesto, garlic bread, Caesar salad, red wine, ice water, creme brulee, coffee.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43032 "2016-04-28T06:02:30Z")

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]What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.
8. Grilled ribeye, mashed potatoes, buttered rolls, sweet corn-on-the-cob, a bottle of Cabernet, and a big slice of pecan pie with a scoop of Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.
9. Cheese tortellini with pesto, garlic bread, Caesar salad, red wine, ice water, creme brulee, coffee.
10. Prosciutto with melon, smoked salmon with capers, French baguette and brie, crab bisque, rack of lamb, filet mignon, grilled lobster with drawn butter, Red Lobster biscuits, asparagus, Key Lime pie, chocolate pecan pie, cream puffs, raspberry mousse, orange sherbet, white Zinfandel with the appetizers and seafood, Merlot with the red meat, moscato with the desserts, Baileys’ Irish cream

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43033 "2016-04-28T11:26:16Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.
8. Grilled ribeye, mashed potatoes, buttered rolls, sweet corn-on-the-cob, a bottle of Cabernet, and a big slice of pecan pie with a scoop of Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.
9. Cheese tortellini with pesto, garlic bread, Caesar salad, red wine, ice water, creme brulee, coffee.
10. Prosciutto with melon, smoked salmon with capers, French baguette and brie, crab bisque, rack of lamb, filet mignon, grilled lobster with drawn butter, Red Lobster biscuits, asparagus, Key Lime pie, chocolate pecan pie, cream puffs, raspberry mousse, orange sherbet, white Zinfandel with the appetizers and seafood, Merlot with the red meat, moscato with the desserts, Baileys’ Irish cream
11. A couple of lobster tails and a pile of fried scallops sounds good.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43034 "2016-04-28T14:14:12Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.
8. Grilled ribeye, mashed potatoes, buttered rolls, sweet corn-on-the-cob, a bottle of Cabernet, and a big slice of pecan pie with a scoop of Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.
9. Cheese tortellini with pesto, garlic bread, Caesar salad, red wine, ice water, creme brulee, coffee.
10. Prosciutto with melon, smoked salmon with capers, French baguette and brie, crab bisque, rack of lamb, filet mignon, grilled lobster with drawn butter, Red Lobster biscuits, asparagus, Key Lime pie, chocolate pecan pie, cream puffs, raspberry mousse, orange sherbet, white Zinfandel with the appetizers and seafood, Merlot with the red meat, moscato with the desserts, Baileys’ Irish cream
11. A couple of lobster tails and a pile of fried scallops sounds good.
12. A glass of 2076 Napa Valley Red. I’ll wait.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43035 "2016-04-28T14:16:14Z")

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What would you have for your last meal?

1. Grandma’s meatloaf, mashed potatoes and creamed peas
2. Boeuf bourgignon, baked potato, corn-on-the-cob, biscuits with orange butter, green beans, beets, a hunk of cheddar cheese, and a dish of spumoni ice cream for dessert. With iced tea.
3. Johnsonville sweet brats, my own recipe for macaroni and cheese, steamed broccoli, a Pepsi with Real Sugar to drink, and a strawberry shortcake with vanilla ice cream.
4. Crab meat Cocktail, a made-in-front-of-me Caesar salad, Filet Mignon (medium-rare) with a mushroom duxelles, a twice baked potato, sautéed squash varietals, with a glass of White Zin; and for dessert, chocolate soufflé and coffee with Bailey’s
5. Lamb chops with lots of spice (spicy but not hot) and garlic and keep 'em coming, sauteed spinach also with lots of garlic and almond slivers and well seasoned, coarse hot ground bread with seasoned EV olive oil, an assortment of fresh grilled mushrooms, potatoes whipped-until-they’ve-confessed-to-being-ISIS members, several types of sauce on the side for the lamb, and extra creamy cheesecake with lots of chocolate on top
6. A pizza from Ed and Joe’s, the pizza place I worked at as a teenager.
7. Seven grams of the best pure high-quality heroin, ten grams of Bolivian cocaine, plus six LSD tabs to wash it down.
8. Grilled ribeye, mashed potatoes, buttered rolls, sweet corn-on-the-cob, a bottle of Cabernet, and a big slice of pecan pie with a scoop of Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream.
9. Cheese tortellini with pesto, garlic bread, Caesar salad, red wine, ice water, creme brulee, coffee.
10. Prosciutto with melon, smoked salmon with capers, French baguette and brie, crab bisque, rack of lamb, filet mignon, grilled lobster with drawn butter, Red Lobster biscuits, asparagus, Key Lime pie, chocolate pecan pie, cream puffs, raspberry mousse, orange sherbet, white Zinfandel with the appetizers and seafood, Merlot with the red meat, moscato with the desserts, Baileys’ Irish cream
11. A couple of lobster tails and a pile of fried scallops sounds good.
12. A glass of 2076 Napa Valley Red. I’ll wait.
13. A pizza from our local favorite pizza place. Not fancy, but if I’ve got to go, I want to have one last one.

Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43036 "2016-04-28T14:21:08Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews.

Wait, what?

> **[Archie Meets the Punisher](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_Meets_the_Punisher)**
>
> Archie Meets the Punisher or The Punisher Meets Archie is a one-shot comic book and intercompany crossover written by Batton Lash with art by Stan Goldberg, John Buscema, and Tom Palmer. It was published jointly by Archie Comics and Marvel Comics in June 1994. In the story, the murderous vigilante Punisher mistakes all-American teenager Archie Andrews for a criminal he is hunting. When he realizes his error, he works with Archie to rescue Archie's girlfriend Veronica Lodge, who has been kidnap...

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43037 "2016-04-28T14:58:16Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43038 "2016-04-28T15:18:53Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43039 "2016-04-28T15:39:21Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog
5. Luke Cage and Hong Kong Fooey

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43040 "2016-04-28T16:20:47Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog
5. Luke Cage and Hong Kong Fooey
6. Batman and Die Fledermaus from “The Tick”

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43041 "2016-04-28T16:33:29Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog
5. Luke Cage and Hong Kong Fooey
6. Batman and Die Fledermaus from “The Tick”
7. Spiderman and Scooby Doo

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43042 "2016-04-28T17:13:37Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog
5. Luke Cage and Hong Kong Fooey
6. Batman and Die Fledermaus from “The Tick”
7. Spiderman and Scooby Doo
8. Wonder Warthog and The Maxx

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43043 "2016-04-29T03:54:30Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog
5. Luke Cage and Hong Kong Fooey
6. Batman and Die Fledermaus from “The Tick”
7. Spiderman and Scooby Doo

But I _like_ dogs! Especially ones who can talk.

1. Wonder Warthog and The Maxx
2. Aquaman & Iceman

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43044 "2016-04-29T12:27:42Z")

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Unlikely superhero teamups:

1. Captain America and The Comedian from “Watchmen”
2. The Punisher and Archie Andrews
3. Spawn and Jughead Jones
4. Superman and Underdog
5. Luke Cage and Hong Kong Fooey
6. Batman and Die Fledermaus from “The Tick”
7. Spiderman and Scooby Doo
8. Wonder Warthog and The Maxx
9. Aquaman & Iceman
10. Wonder Woman and the Powerpuff Girls

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