# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43446 "2016-05-11T03:49:35Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43447 "2016-05-11T05:00:01Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43448 "2016-05-11T05:10:34Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43449 "2016-05-11T05:28:13Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43450 "2016-05-11T11:17:05Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43451 "2016-05-11T12:06:51Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43452 "2016-05-11T12:23:32Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win
8. Budenholzer

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43453 "2016-05-11T13:00:38Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win
8. Budenholzer
9. Not one of those summer craft beers

Following their not very successful Super Bowl 2015 commercial

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43454 "2016-05-11T14:32:02Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win
8. Budenholzer
9. Not one of those summer craft beers
10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43455 "2016-05-11T14:49:39Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win
8. Budenholzer
9. Not one of those summer craft beers
10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew
11. Trump (Making American Beer Great Again)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43456 "2016-05-11T15:07:30Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win
8. Budenholzer
9. Not one of those summer craft beers
10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew
11. Trump (Making American Beer Great Again)
12. Bud of Christ

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43457 "2016-05-11T16:51:02Z")

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Names Budweiser rejected changing its name to for the summer.

1. Clydesdale Micturations
2. Belgium and Brazil (the countries that now own Budweiser)
3. New Bud
4. Little Buddy
5. Mr. Bud’s Hops Smoothies
6. Bud-a-bud-a-bud-a
7. Cubs Win
8. Budenholzer
9. Not one of those summer craft beers
10. Whassup! (C’mon guys, you remember- it’s old enough to be new again, right?) Brew
11. Trump (Making American Beer Great Again)
12. Bud of Christ
13. “Our Current Ad Campaign”

I’ll pass.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43458 "2016-05-11T16:55:45Z")

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New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43459 "2016-05-11T16:57:20Z")

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New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43460 "2016-05-11T17:09:22Z")

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New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie
3. Florida Governor Rick Scott

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43461 "2016-05-11T17:26:58Z")

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New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie
3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43462 "2016-05-11T19:05:25Z")

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New topic: Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie
3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
5. Sarah Palin

Both serious and comedy in one.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43463 "2016-05-11T20:24:29Z")

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Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie
3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
5. Sarah Palin
6. Rick Perry

While he’s done poorly in his own presidential campaigns, he’s got political experience and conservative credentials. And he’s essentially said he would take the job if it was offered.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43464 "2016-05-11T20:27:40Z")

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Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie
3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
5. Sarah Palin
6. Rick Perry
7. Ben Carson

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**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43465 "2016-05-11T20:38:43Z")

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Serious (We Can Do Comic Later) Contenders for Trump’s Running Mate

1. Newt Gingrich
2. Chris Christie
3. Florida Governor Rick Scott
4. Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
5. Sarah Palin
6. Rick Perry
7. Ben Carson
8. John Kasich (have’t heard of him taking himself out of consideration, but I might have missed it)

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