# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2181
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43606 "2016-05-17T14:10:09Z")
Memorable fictional villains 1. Sweeney Todd 2. Moriarty 3. The Governor (The Walking Dead) 4. Darth Vader 5. Simon Legree 6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld 7. Dr. Evil 8. Inspector Javert 9. Mr. Edward Hyde 10. Ming the Merciless ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43607 "2016-05-17T14:11:56Z")
Memorable fictional villains 1. Sweeney Todd 2. Moriarty 3. The Governor (The Walking Dead) 4. Darth Vader 5. Simon Legree 6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld 7. Dr. Evil 8. Inspector Javert 9. Mr. Edward Hyde 10. Ming the Merciless 11. Hannibal Lecter ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43608 "2016-05-17T15:04:31Z")
Memorable fictional villains 1. Sweeney Todd 2. Moriarty 3. The Governor (The Walking Dead) 4. Darth Vader 5. Simon Legree 6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld 7. Dr. Evil 8. Inspector Javert 9. Mr. Edward Hyde 10. Ming the Merciless 11. Hannibal Lecter 12. Iago The villain in Shakespeare’s Othello and \_not \_ the bird in Aladdin ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43609 "2016-05-17T15:12:31Z")
Also Elendil’s Heir is right, Sweeney Todd is the demon barber and not demon baker. He could also be called baker’s supplier but that doesn’t sound too villainous… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43610 "2016-05-17T15:30:32Z")
Memorable fictional villains 1. Sweeney Todd 2. Moriarty 3. The Governor (The Walking Dead) 4. Darth Vader 5. Simon Legree 6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld 7. Dr. Evil 8. Inspector Javert 9. Mr. Edward Hyde 10. Ming the Merciless 11. Hannibal Lecter 12. Iago 13. Magua Memorably played by Wes Studi in the 1992 film version of _The Last of the Mohicans_. Next category: Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43611 "2016-05-17T15:40:56Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps Gives thin ladies a HYOOOUUUUUUUUGE ass. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43612 "2016-05-17T15:47:15Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43613 "2016-05-17T15:59:33Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43614 "2016-05-17T16:10:52Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) with apologies to Berke Breathed and “Bloom County.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43615 "2016-05-17T16:22:00Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets It blows its own horn! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43616 "2016-05-17T16:42:18Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43617 "2016-05-17T16:42:59Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars 8. Trump’s Humps His brothel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43618 "2016-05-17T17:39:05Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars 8. Trump’s Humps 9. Trump’s European Bride Agency If she gets too old or lippy, divorce her and get a new one. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43619 "2016-05-17T17:46:00Z")
Memorable fictional villains 1. Sweeney Todd 2. Moriarty 3. The Governor (The Walking Dead) 4. Darth Vader 5. Simon Legree 6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld 7. Dr. Evil 8. Inspector Javert 9. Mr. Edward Hyde 10. Ming the Merciless 11. Hannibal Lecter 12. Baron Ryoval (Mirror Dance, by Lois McMaster Bujold) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43620 "2016-05-17T17:51:18Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars 8. Trump’s Humps 9. Trump’s European Bride Agency 10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves Good thread about the finger topic from a few months ago: [Etymology of "Short-fingered vulgarian" - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=780625) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43621 "2016-05-17T17:52:42Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars 8. Trump’s Humps 9. Trump’s European Bride Agency 10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves 11. Trump’s Huge Fucking Charm School ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43622 "2016-05-17T17:58:50Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars 8. Trump’s Humps 9. Trump’s European Bride Agency 10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves 11. Trump’s Huge Fucking Charm School 12. Trump’s Guide to Cultural Sensitivity ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43623 "2016-05-17T19:07:54Z")
Other failed products by The Donald 1. Trump Adult Diapers 2. Trumps Rumps 3. Trump Toupees 4. Trump’s Do-It-Yourself Bankruptcy Kit 5. Trump Dump Porta-Potties (Crap with Quality!) 6. Trump’s Trumpets 7. Trump’s Guide to a Happy, Successful, Lifelong Marriage Seminars 8. Trump’s Humps 9. Trump’s European Bride Agency 10. Trump’s Short-Fingered Vulgarian Gloves 11. Trump’s Huge Fucking Charm School 12. Trump’s Guide to Cultural Sensitivity 13. Trump Tanning Booths Your favorite sauces for pasta ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43624 "2016-05-17T19:25:41Z")
Your favorite sauces for pasta 1. Puttanesca Great name and great flavor. Anchovies! Capers! Yum! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/43625 "2016-05-17T19:30:43Z")
Your favorite sauces for pasta 1. Puttanesca 2. Alfredo [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2180) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2182)