# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44086 "2016-06-03T02:34:12Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44087 "2016-06-03T03:11:38Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)

Quick poll: should it be the Beatles, or The Beatles?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44088 "2016-06-03T03:15:46Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Quick poll: should it be the Beatles, or The Beatles?

“The Beatles” at the beginning of a sentence, “the Beatles” everywhere else.

Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44089 "2016-06-03T03:20:36Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44090 "2016-06-03T03:43:36Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44091 "2016-06-03T03:44:07Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> “The Beatles” at the beginning of a sentence, “the Beatles” everywhere else.

Why? Their name isn’t Beatles; it is actually The Beatles.

Never mind: [new thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19376515#post19376515).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44092 "2016-06-03T03:56:29Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks
7. Horace Wimp, “The Diary of Horace Wimp,” by the Electric Light Orchestra

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44093 "2016-06-03T04:08:51Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks
7. Horace Wimp, “The Diary of Horace Wimp,” by the Electric Light Orchestra
8. “Ode to Billie Joe” (McAllister), by Bobby Gentry

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44094 "2016-06-03T05:28:12Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks
7. Horace Wimp, “The Diary of Horace Wimp,” by the Electric Light Orchestra
8. “Ode to Billie Joe” (McAllister), by Bobby Gentry
9. “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”, traditional / author unknown

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44095 "2016-06-03T06:46:06Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks
7. Horace Wimp, “The Diary of Horace Wimp,” by the Electric Light Orchestra
8. “Ode to Billie Joe” (McAllister), by Bobby Gentry
9. “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”, traditional / author unknown
10. Ellery Sneed & Billingford Bluffer, in “The Perfectionist” by Saga

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44096 "2016-06-03T11:17:59Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks
7. Horace Wimp, “The Diary of Horace Wimp,” by the Electric Light Orchestra
8. “Ode to Billie Joe” (McAllister), by Bobby Gentry
9. “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”, traditional / author unknown
10. Ellery Sneed & Billingford Bluffer, in “The Perfectionist” by Saga
11. Barney Google, in “Barney Google” by the Happiness Boys

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44097 "2016-06-03T12:00:00Z")

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Fictional people named in song lyrics by first and last name.

1. Clifton Clowers, in “Wolverton Mountain” by Claude King
2. Becky Til Hoppard, in “Becky Til Hoppard”, lyrics by Manly Wade Wellman, music by Joe Bethancourt
3. Maxwell Edison, in “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by the Beatles (Paul McCartney)
4. Eleanor Rigby, in “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles (Paul McCartney)
5. Jeremy Bender, in “Jeremy Bender” by Emerson, Lake & Palmer  
6." The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell" by The Statler Brothers
6. David Watts, in “David Watts” by The Kinks
7. Horace Wimp, “The Diary of Horace Wimp,” by the Electric Light Orchestra
8. “Ode to Billie Joe” (McAllister), by Bobby Gentry
9. “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”, traditional / author unknown
10. Ellery Sneed & Billingford Bluffer, in “The Perfectionist” by Saga
11. Barney Google, in “Barney Google” by the Happiness Boys
12. Virgil Caine, “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” by The Band

Pass

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44098 "2016-06-03T12:49:33Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44099 "2016-06-03T13:12:09Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44100 "2016-06-03T13:16:51Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)
3. Three-Day Weekend

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44101 "2016-06-03T14:32:56Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)
3. Three-Day Weekend
4. A month of Sundays

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44102 "2016-06-03T14:54:21Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)
3. Three-Day Weekend
4. A month of Sundays
5. Bank Holiday

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44103 "2016-06-03T15:02:08Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)
3. Three-Day Weekend
4. A month of Sundays
5. Bank Holiday
6. Triduum (yes, I’m Catholic- does it show?)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44104 "2016-06-03T15:02:12Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)
3. Three-Day Weekend
4. A month of Sundays
5. Bank Holiday
6. Triduum (yes, I’m Catholic- does it show?)
7. A Lunar month

I’ll admit it’s questionable whether you’d call that a colloquial expression.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44105 "2016-06-03T17:03:19Z")

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28 Days Later: colloquial expressions of time longer than a day but less than or equal to one month.

1. Fortnight
2. Sennight (“seven nights” or one week)
3. Three-Day Weekend
4. A month of Sundays
5. Bank Holiday
6. Triduum (yes, I’m Catholic- does it show?)
7. A Lunar month
8. long weekend

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