# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2240
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44786 "2016-06-29T21:44:40Z")
New Topic: Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44787 "2016-06-29T21:45:48Z")
New Topic: Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44788 "2016-06-29T21:51:46Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” [No, really.](https://desertbus.org/about/) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44789 "2016-06-29T21:53:47Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44790 "2016-06-29T21:57:49Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44791 "2016-06-29T22:04:09Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44792 "2016-06-29T22:06:28Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets \*Slogan: “They’re YUUUUUUGE!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44793 "2016-06-29T22:11:48Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets 8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44794 "2016-06-29T22:16:17Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets 8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class) 9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44795 "2016-06-29T23:33:23Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets 8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class) 9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50 10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44796 "2016-06-30T00:44:56Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets 8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class) 9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50 10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat. 11. Invade the Middle East and seize all their oil. Oh wait…that’s his plan for raising cash after he’s elected. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44797 "2016-06-30T01:30:17Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets 8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class) 9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50 10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat. 11. Invade the Middle East and seize all their oil. Oh wait…that’s his plan for raising cash after he’s elected. 12. Pass the hat on the main floor of the Republican National Convention ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44798 "2016-06-30T11:43:05Z")
Trump needs to raise cash! Help him by identifying fundraising events he can participate in! 1. Car washes 2. 7 minutes with Melania 3. Livestream “Desert Bus” 4. Dunk Booth 5. Bake sale 6. Trump Feminine Hygiene Products\* 7. His own line of Ukranian and Russian escorts: Trumpet’s Strumpets 8. Thumb wrestling competitions (bantamweight class) 9. Free doctorate from Trump University for every $50 10. Make a lot of noise about buying a property, if there is any local opposition to any part of the plan loudly threaten to sue them and everyone else, vociferously pull out of the plan while simultaneously criticizing the local opposition and government, declaring victory, and leaving stake holders and investors in a lurch. Lather, rinse, repeat. 11. Invade the Middle East and seize all their oil. Oh wait…that’s his plan for raising cash after he’s elected. 12. Pass the hat on the main floor of the Republican National Convention 13. Kissing Booth(here’s the kicker though, you pay HIM not to) I’m thinking of Fall already. Name a favorite activity for Fall. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44799 "2016-06-30T11:51:13Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! (Yeah, like my ADHD son is ever going to let me do THAT ever again…) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44800 "2016-06-30T13:19:51Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! 2. Tear the June page off the calendar ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44801 "2016-06-30T13:20:56Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! 2. Tear the June page off the calendar 3. Hiking ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44802 "2016-06-30T13:50:54Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! 2. Tear the June page off the calendar 3. Hiking 4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kipper. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44803 "2016-06-30T13:52:29Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! 2. Tear the June page off the calendar 3. Hiking 4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kipper. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep. 5. Simmering a warm apple cider over a campfire ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44804 "2016-06-30T13:54:10Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! 2. Tear the June page off the calendar 3. Hiking 4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep. 5. Simmering a warm apple cider over a campfire 6. Sleeping with the windows just a little open ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/44805 "2016-06-30T14:24:40Z")
Name a favorite activity for Fall. 1. Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend!!! 2. Tear the June page off the calendar 3. Hiking 4. Getting lots of overtime pay for working as many hours as I can prior to Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. And getting time off on those days to catch up on my sleep. 5. Simmering a warm apple cider over a campfire 6. Sleeping with the windows just a little open 7. Finally turning off the #$% AC! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2239) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2241)