# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2266
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45306 "2016-07-26T21:35:45Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45307 "2016-07-26T21:36:24Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches 4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45308 "2016-07-26T21:57:24Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches 4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks 5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45309 "2016-07-27T01:36:44Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches 4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks 5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep” 6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or “Ms. Flowers” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45310 "2016-07-27T12:37:30Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches 4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks 5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep” 6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or "Ms. Flowers 7. Used to read Tiger Beat articles about the Backstreet Boys with Chelsea ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45311 "2016-07-27T13:16:59Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches 4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks 5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep” 6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or "Ms. Flowers 7. Used to read Tiger Beat articles about the Backstreet Boys with Chelsea 8. Spent an evening in Seoul with South Korean officials prank calling Kim Jong Un, including saying they were with the phone company and asking him to yank his cord ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45312 "2016-07-27T15:02:17Z")
Humanizing personal anecdote in upcoming Hillary speech: 1. Playing footsie during the Benghazi hearings 2. Caught the gold handcuffs at Donald’s wedding, meaning she gets to choose his next trophy bride 3. Hides snacks in her pantsuit pockets in case she gets hungry during boring speeches 1. Bakes chocolate chip cookies (her own special recipe) for her Secret Service detail. 1. Paints each of her toe nails a different color. 2. Sometimes checks the pandas out of the National Zoo and takes them to the drive through for ice cream. 3. She’ll have her two grandchildren right next to her for one of the speeches 4. Can’t stay awake when Mike Pence talks 5. Bernie can never remember her name, always calls her Trixie or “Ms. Streep” 6. Bill can never remember her name, always calls her Monica or "Ms. Flowers 7. Used to read Tiger Beat articles about the Backstreet Boys with Chelsea 8. Spent an evening in Seoul with South Korean officials prank calling Kim Jong Un, including saying they were with the phone company and asking him to yank his cord 9. Caught a Pikachu on Pennsylvania Avenue * * * Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45313 "2016-07-27T15:25:51Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45314 "2016-07-27T15:26:54Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45315 "2016-07-27T17:12:47Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45316 "2016-07-27T17:22:55Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. Aiyeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45317 "2016-07-27T17:27:39Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. (damn, that hurt to type…) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45318 "2016-07-27T17:43:25Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. Alright, alright. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45319 "2016-07-27T17:44:53Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45320 "2016-07-27T18:25:10Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. 8. supposebly ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45321 "2016-07-27T18:44:26Z")
[quote=“Intergalactic\_Gladiator, post:45320, topic:549173”] Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. 8. supposebly 9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45322 "2016-07-27T19:24:36Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. 8. supposebly 9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not. 10. I’ve been chomping at the bit to contribute to this thread - its great! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45323 "2016-07-27T19:26:36Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. 8. supposebly 9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not. 10. As I was saying to the Queen of England and the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court… 11. this list be to long, bae ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45324 "2016-07-27T19:50:43Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. 8. supposebly 9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not. 10. As I was saying to the Queen of England and the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court… 11. this list be to long, bae 12 I was literally rolling on the floor laughing when I read this thread. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45325 "2016-07-27T20:57:41Z")
Things most likely to set grammar Nazis’ hair on fire 1. Setting GN’s hair on fire? Your kidding, that’s even a thing? 2. Now, bare with me… 3. I could care less 4. I would of phrased that differently. 5. This is a very unique product. 6. Alot of things set grammer Nazi’s hair on fire. 7. He writes good. 8. supposebly 9. Its fun to set grammar Nazi’s hair on fire, whether your trying or your not. 10. As I was saying to the Queen of England and the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court… 11. this list be to long, bae 12 I was literally rolling on the floor laughing when I read this thread. 1. This begs the question, why so many error’s? New category: Liar liar, hair and pants on fire! Words and phrases that can mean “liar” or “lying” 1. stretching the truth [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2265) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2267)