# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45406 "2016-07-31T05:26:19Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45407 "2016-07-31T05:48:37Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45408 "2016-07-31T11:22:24Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45409 "2016-07-31T11:55:37Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45410 "2016-07-31T12:52:13Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45411 "2016-07-31T12:52:24Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45412 "2016-07-31T13:05:06Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman

ABC Radio series, ca. 1951.

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**Author:** ![Bambita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Bambita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambita)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45413 "2016-07-31T13:07:43Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman
8. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45414 "2016-07-31T14:39:27Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman
8. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin
9. Inspector Boobie / kid’s joke

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45415 "2016-07-31T15:15:56Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman
8. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin
9. Inspector Boobie / kid’s joke
10. Inspector Morse / Colin Dexter

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45416 "2016-07-31T15:19:36Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman
8. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin
9. Inspector Boobie / kid’s joke
10. Inspector Morse / Colin Dexter
11. Detective Inspector Alec Hardy / Chris Chibnall (“Broadchurch”)

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45417 "2016-07-31T16:42:06Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov
5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman
8. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin
9. Inspector Boobie / kid’s joke
10. Inspector Morse / Colin Dexter
11. Detective Inspector Alec Hardy / Chris Chibnall (“Broadchurch”)
12. Charles Parker / Dorothy Sayers

from the Lord Peter Wimsey books

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45418 "2016-07-31T16:47:20Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell

2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo

3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin

4. Claire Quilty / Vladimir Nabokov

5. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie

6. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

7. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman

8. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin

9. Inspector Boobie / kid’s joke

10. Inspector Morse / Colin Dexter

11. Detective Inspector Alec Hardy / Chris Chibnall (“Broadchurch”)  
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12. Detective Chief Inspector Jane Tennison/Performed Helen Mirren/written Lynda La Plante (“Prime Suspect”)

ETA: Wait, what? #4 Claire Quilty? He was a playwright perv not a detective. There is one in Lolita, though, but not worth citing.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45419 "2016-07-31T16:51:40Z")

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I’ll wait ruling on judges. Either 13 is up (requiring a cx to simulpost numbering, and I’m up to bat, and will fix this list, or I’m #12.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45420 "2016-07-31T17:19:37Z")

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Fictional Inspectors and their creators

1. Inspector Wexford / Ruth Rendell
2. Inspector Javert / Victor Hugo
3. Inspector Clouseau/ Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin
4. Inspector Japp / Agatha Christie
5. Inspector Lestrade / Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
6. Hearthstone of the Death Squad / Robert Tallman
7. Inspector Gadget / Jean Chalopin
8. Inspector Boobie / kid’s joke
9. Inspector Morse / Colin Dexter
10. Detective Inspector Alec Hardy / Chris Chibnall (“Broadchurch”)
11. Charles Parker / Dorothy Sayers
12. Detective Chief Inspector Jane Tennison/Performed Helen Mirren/written Lynda La Plante (“Prime Suspect”)

Corrected the list. Number 13 is up for grabs.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45421 "2016-07-31T17:41:05Z")

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Fictional conductors or bandleaders (best if named; characters otherwise featured why not)

1. Sir Alfred de Carter /Rex Harrison/ Unfaithfully Yours

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45422 "2016-07-31T17:45:19Z")

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- Fuck. Misread my own instructions \*

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45423 "2016-07-31T17:52:04Z")

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Fictional conductors or bandleaders (best if named; characters otherwise featured why not)

1. Sir Alfred de Carter /Rex Harrison/ Unfaithfully Yours
2. Professor Harold Hill / Robert Preston / The Music Man

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45424 "2016-07-31T19:00:22Z")

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Here’s an entry to round out the previous category  
13. Adam Dalgliesh / P.D. James (he’s an inspector in the 1st book in her series and then is promoted to Superintendent and Commander

Fictional conductors or bandleaders (best if named; characters otherwise featured why not)

1. Sir Alfred de Carter /Rex Harrison/ Unfaithfully Yours
2. Professor Harold Hill / Robert Preston / The Music Man
3. Adam Erskine / Sam Wanamaker / The Competition

I loved this film when it came out in the 80s. Now I find both Amy Irving and Richard Dreyfuss just too annoying.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45425 "2016-07-31T19:05:25Z")

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1. Sir Alfred de Carter /Rex Harrison/ Unfaithfully Yours
2. Professor Harold Hill / Robert Preston / The Music Man
3. Adam Erskine / Sam Wanamaker / The Competition
4. Glenn Holland / Patrick Duncan / Mr. Holland’s Opus

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