# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2279
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45566 "2016-08-08T23:44:40Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. Horrified or thrilled at the prospect? Then make your opinion count by voting. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45567 "2016-08-08T23:57:02Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45568 "2016-08-09T00:20:11Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” Reply With Quote 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45569 "2016-08-09T02:29:47Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45570 "2016-08-09T04:45:54Z")
hings Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45571 "2016-08-09T06:21:13Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” 8. “Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45572 "2016-08-09T06:24:53Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” 8. “Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?” 9. To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45573 "2016-08-09T13:08:05Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” 8. “Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?” 9. To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!” 10. “First a black, then a _woman_? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45574 "2016-08-09T13:44:16Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” 8. “Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?” 9. To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!” 10. “First a black, then a _woman_? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.” 11. “Lost the Presidency, revealed to the entire country as a xenophobic bully, businesses failing… guess it’s time to dump Melania and get a younger, hotter wife!” ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45575 "2016-08-09T15:07:19Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” 8. “Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?” 9. To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!” 10. “First a black, then a woman? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.” 11. “Lost the Presidency, revealed to the entire country as a xenophobic bully, businesses failing… guess it’s time to dump Melania and get a younger, hotter wife!” 12. “My concession speech got much bigger ratings than Hillary’s speech, much bigger.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45576 "2016-08-09T16:10:05Z")
Things Donald Trump might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. “But I don’t want to be a President” 2. “I actually won, but the Media are against me and reported that I lost!!!” 3. I pledge to nominate William Pryor to the Supreme Court on my first day in office. I ask the 64 Republicans who will serve in the Senate to be prepared to approve this nomination on day one. 4. “Wait, there’s WORK involved? I thought the president just waved to adoring crowds.” 5. “Crooked Hillary rigged the election” 6. “You’re Fired! You’re Fired! And you’re fired too!” 7. “The Framers set up an Electoral College that didn’t elect me? Sad.” 8. “Okay, I still haven’t read the Constitution but this makes me First Runner Up, right? I get to be President if Hillary gets kicked out?” 9. To his equally evil brother:“You owe me $1, Mortimer!” 10. “First a black, then a woman? What’s next, a queer? Boy, a straight, white guy just can’t get a break in this country.” 11. “Lost the Presidency, revealed to the entire country as a xenophobic bully, businesses failing… guess it’s time to dump Melania and get a younger, hotter wife!” 12. “My concession speech got much bigger ratings than Hillary’s speech, much bigger.” 13. “So I decided not to win the election so that I can free up my time for what I really want and think I need- I am running for God!” Next-up: Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45577 "2016-08-09T16:47:35Z")
Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons I thought of Charlie Sheen too, but no, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45578 "2016-08-09T17:08:54Z")
Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45579 "2016-08-09T17:14:18Z")
Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45580 "2016-08-09T17:27:26Z")
Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45581 "2016-08-09T17:33:44Z")
Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45582 "2016-08-09T17:37:23Z")
Other non politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45583 "2016-08-09T18:16:03Z")
Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover 8. Gallagher ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45584 "2016-08-09T18:53:18Z")
Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover 8. Gallagher 9. Charlie Sheen ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45585 "2016-08-09T19:09:05Z")
Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover 8. Gallagher 9. Charlie Sheen 10. Any actor from _Saved by the Bell_ other than Screech [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2278) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2280)