# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2280
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45586 "2016-08-09T19:12:49Z")
Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover 8. Gallagher 9. Charlie Sheen 10. Any actor from Saved by the Bell other than Screech 11. Mel Gibson ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45587 "2016-08-09T19:52:26Z")
Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover 8. Gallagher 9. Charlie Sheen 10. Any actor from Saved by the Bell other than Screech 11. Mel Gibson 12. Adam West ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45588 "2016-08-10T03:30:40Z")
Other non-politicians you think would make a much less embarrassing president than Trump 1. PeeWee Herman 2. Richard Simmons 3. Flavor Flav 4. Ron Jeremy 5. Judy Tenuta 6. Carrot Top 7. Crispin Glover 8. Gallagher 9. Charlie Sheen 10. Any actor from Saved by the Bell other than Screech 11. Mel Gibson 12. Adam West 13. Larry the Cable Guy Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45589 "2016-08-10T03:46:00Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45590 "2016-08-10T03:50:26Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45591 "2016-08-10T03:58:45Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen By the gallon. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45592 "2016-08-10T07:52:35Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration ---
**Author:** ![Bambita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Bambita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambita)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45593 "2016-08-10T08:38:58Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45594 "2016-08-10T08:43:28Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45595 "2016-08-10T11:29:01Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket 8. A BIG umbrella ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45596 "2016-08-10T11:45:26Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket 8. A BIG umbrella 9. a book or two ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45597 "2016-08-10T12:45:13Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket 8. A BIG umbrella 9. a book or two 10. Sunglasses ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45598 "2016-08-10T13:05:05Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket 8. A BIG umbrella 9. a book or two 10. Sunglasses 11. Bug Spray ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45599 "2016-08-10T13:59:37Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket 8. A BIG umbrella 9. a book or two 10. Sunglasses 11. Bug Spray 12. An old, beat-up football ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45600 "2016-08-10T14:06:35Z")
Things to bring on the beach: 1. Beach tags 2. Frisbee 3. Some towels 4. Sunscreen 5. Hydration 6. Bikini/Trunks 7. Beach blanket 8. A BIG umbrella 9. a book or two 10. Sunglasses 11. Bug Spray 12. An old, beat-up football 13. Pillow Turn about fair play Next up: Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45601 "2016-08-10T14:39:50Z")
Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!! 2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered … ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45602 "2016-08-10T15:00:50Z")
Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!! 2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered … 3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45603 "2016-08-10T15:14:47Z")
Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!! 2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered … 3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo. 4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45604 "2016-08-10T15:35:33Z")
Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!! 2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered … 3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo. 4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman 5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45605 "2016-08-10T15:40:12Z")
Things Hillary Clinton might be saying on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 1. And Trump thought he could beat me? HA!!! 2. Could someone sweep this up? The floor seems to be covered with glass shards — almost as if something had been shattered … 3. So nice to finally meet you, Miss Lewinsky. This plane will take you directly to Guantanamo. 4. Okay, Bill. Lose some weight, get rid of that grey, and buy some Armani suits. You’ve got to look the part of First Gentleman 5. Let’s get those Treason charges on Donald started, pronto! 6. That’s it; I’m done with these damned pantsuits. Say hello to the Presidential Muumuu! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2279) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2281)