# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45706 "2016-08-13T23:42:50Z")

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Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
2. Krull
3. The Postman
4. Starship Troopers
5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Dune
7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
8. Les Miserables, the musical

Just film the stage show. The “in concert” video,was better than the movie.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45707 "2016-08-14T00:45:37Z")

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Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
2. Krull
3. The Postman
4. Starship Troopers
5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Dune
7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
8. Les Miserables, the musical
9. Bonfire of the Vanities

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45708 "2016-08-14T03:43:18Z")

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Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
2. Krull
3. The Postman
4. Starship Troopers
5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Dune
7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
8. Les Miserables, the musical
9. Bonfire of the Vanities
10. Watchmen

With a bigger budget and much truer to the graphic novel’s ending.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45709 "2016-08-14T13:26:36Z")

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Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
2. Krull
3. The Postman
4. Starship Troopers
5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Dune
7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
8. Les Miserables, the musical
9. Bonfire of the Vanities
10. Watchmen
11. Barry Lyndon

Thackeray’s book was hilarious! The movie was almost completely humorless.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45710 "2016-08-14T14:20:59Z")

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Movie remakes you’d like to see, in hopes it’s done right this time

1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
2. Krull
3. The Postman
4. Starship Troopers
5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Dune
7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
8. Les Miserables, the musical
9. Bonfire of the Vanities
10. Watchmen
11. Barry Lyndon
12. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45711 "2016-08-14T15:33:36Z")

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1. Stephen King’s Children of the Corn
2. Krull
3. The Postman
4. Starship Troopers
5. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
6. Dune
7. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
8. Les Miserables, the musical
9. Bonfire of the Vanities
10. Watchmen
11. Barry Lyndon
12. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
13. The Cider House Rules

Love the book, movie was so-so

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45712 "2016-08-14T16:09:01Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass  
2 Kind Mister Ketchup

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45713 "2016-08-14T16:18:27Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45714 "2016-08-14T17:40:44Z")

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1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45715 "2016-08-14T17:46:48Z")

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1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45716 "2016-08-14T19:09:59Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45717 "2016-08-14T19:43:32Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45718 "2016-08-14T20:06:32Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour
8. Battleship gray, non subversive, unremarkable watercraft

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45719 "2016-08-14T20:09:21Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour
8. Battleship gray, non subversive, unremarkable watercraft
9. We Didn’t Do It in the Road Because Gravel Balls

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45720 "2016-08-14T20:38:01Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour
8. Battleship gray, non subversive, unremarkable watercraft
9. We Didn’t Do It in the Road Because Gravel Balls
10. Lucy in the Sky With Cubic Zirconia

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45721 "2016-08-14T20:53:25Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour
8. Battleship gray, non subversive, unremarkable watercraft
9. We Didn’t Do It in the Road Because Gravel Balls
10. Lucy in the Sky With Cubic Zirconia
11. Assistance Requested (longer concept album of Help!)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45722 "2016-08-14T21:42:00Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour
8. Battleship gray, non subversive, unremarkable watercraft
9. We Didn’t Do It in the Road Because Gravel Balls
10. Lucy in the Sky With Cubic Zirconia
11. Assistance Requested (longer concept album of Help!)
12. Her Majesty’s A Dotty Old Bat

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45723 "2016-08-14T21:54:03Z")

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Name a Beatles lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Want To Hold Your Ass
2. Kind Mister Ketchup
3. My Guitar Wipes Its Eyes and Asks for a Tissue
4. The Ballad of John and Yoko and Ted and Alice
5. Mr. Kite’s GoFundMe page
6. Martha My Dear, Why am I Singing to You? You’re Just a Dog, for Chrissakes!
7. Magical Mystery Detour
8. Battleship gray, non subversive, unremarkable watercraft
9. We Didn’t Do It in the Road Because Gravel Balls
10. Lucy in the Sky With Cubic Zirconia
11. Assistance Requested (longer concept album of Help!)
12. Her Majesty’s A Dotty Old Bat
13. Please Blow Me (Which I think the song actually means anyway.)

Let’s do this again for the Stones.

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45724 "2016-08-14T22:40:19Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45725 "2016-08-14T23:13:06Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn

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