# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2287

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45726 "2016-08-14T23:34:22Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45727 "2016-08-15T00:31:43Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women

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“Gimme, gimme, gimme, that iced coconut milk mocha macchiato…”\*

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45728 "2016-08-15T02:24:32Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45729 "2016-08-15T03:49:12Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. Unplug Me, Plug Me Back In, and Start Me Up Again

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45730 "2016-08-15T03:50:02Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow

Written when the object of She’s a Rainbow got pregnant.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45731 "2016-08-15T04:04:28Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow
8. Emotional Search & Recovery

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45732 "2016-08-15T04:10:39Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow
8. Emotional Search & Recovery
9. Gimme A Pricey Park Avenue Apartment with Paid Parking and Concierge Service

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45733 "2016-08-15T06:51:15Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow
8. Emotional Search & Recovery
9. Gimme A Pricey Park Avenue Apartment with Paid Parking and Concierge Service
10. Start My Pacemaker Up

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45734 "2016-08-15T07:31:21Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow
8. Emotional Search & Recovery
9. Gimme A Pricey Park Avenue Apartment with Paid Parking and Concierge Service
10. Start My Pacemaker Up
11. You Can’t Always Get the 2 for 1 Early Bird Buffet

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45735 "2016-08-15T07:55:05Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow
8. Emotional Search & Recovery
9. Gimme A Pricey Park Avenue Apartment with Paid Parking and Concierge Service
10. Start My Pacemaker Up
11. You Can’t Always Get the 2 for 1 Early Bird Buffet
12. It’s Only Classic Rock

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45736 "2016-08-15T11:49:02Z")

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Name a Rolling Stones lesser-known follow-up song or album

1. I Can’t Get No Erectile Function
2. Brown Low-calorie Sweetener
3. Hey, You, Get Off Of My Lawn
4. I know, it’s Only Your Asshole (But I like it!)
5. Starbucks Women
6. Paint it Orange (the new black)
7. She’s a Double Rainbow
8. Emotional Search & Recovery
9. Gimme A Pricey Park Avenue Apartment with Paid Parking and Concierge Service
10. Start My Pacemaker Up
11. You Can’t Always Get the 2 for 1 Early Bird Buffet
12. It’s Only Classic Rock
13. Great Grandmother’s Little Helper  
Pass

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45737 "2016-08-15T12:33:18Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45738 "2016-08-15T12:57:57Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45739 "2016-08-15T13:04:54Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45740 "2016-08-15T13:39:16Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
4. Busy theme parks

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45741 "2016-08-15T13:52:10Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
4. Busy theme parks
5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45742 "2016-08-15T13:53:26Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
4. Busy theme parks
5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45743 "2016-08-15T14:02:38Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
4. Busy theme parks
5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
7. The beach

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45744 "2016-08-15T14:54:18Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
4. Busy theme parks
5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
7. The beach
8. Dancing

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45745 "2016-08-15T15:13:16Z")

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“Fun” that really isn’t

1. Discotheques
2. Heroin
3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes
4. Busy theme parks
5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies
6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies.
7. The beach
8. Dancing
9. Class reunions

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