# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2288
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45746 "2016-08-15T15:19:35Z")
“Fun” that really isn’t 1. Discotheques 2. Heroin 3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes 4. Busy theme parks 5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies 6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies. 7. The beach 8. Dancing 9. Class reunions 10. Fireworks ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45747 "2016-08-15T15:31:21Z")
“Fun” that really isn’t 1. Discotheques 2. Heroin 3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes 4. Busy theme parks 5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies 6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies. 7. The beach 8. Dancing 9. Class reunions 10. Fireworks 11. Pub crawls ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45748 "2016-08-15T15:31:56Z")
“Fun” that really isn’t 1. Discotheques 2. Heroin 3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes 4. Busy theme parks 5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies 6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies. 7. The beach 8. Dancing 9. Class reunions 10. Fireworks 11. Icebreakers 12. Pub Crawls ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45749 "2016-08-15T15:43:45Z")
“Fun” that really isn’t 1. Discotheques 2. Heroin 3. Any sports event that lasts more than 20 minutes 4. Busy theme parks 5. Impulsive military enlistments with one’s buddies 6. Impulsive trips to tattoo parlors with one’s drunken buddies. 7. The beach 8. Dancing 9. Class reunions 10. Fireworks 11. Icebreakers 12. Pub Crawls 13. Lawn Games Night at church Next: More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45750 "2016-08-15T15:59:34Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45751 "2016-08-15T16:25:01Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45752 "2016-08-15T16:28:48Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45753 "2016-08-15T16:37:38Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45754 "2016-08-15T16:47:57Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45755 "2016-08-15T17:04:28Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45756 "2016-08-15T17:21:33Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” 8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45757 "2016-08-15T17:28:15Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” 8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.” 9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45758 "2016-08-15T17:30:23Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” 8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.” 9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.” 10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. _ **Then** _, they’ll print and show _ **my** _ truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45759 "2016-08-15T17:57:29Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” 8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.” 9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.” 10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.” 11. “We’ve got to reinter the Japanese!” (From Wallace Shawn’s great [Best & Not So Brightest](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CtS_ik9_w) episode of Murphy Brown.) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45760 "2016-08-15T21:49:05Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” 8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.” 9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.” 10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.” 11. “We’ve got to reinter the Japanese!” 12. "I was born on June 14th. That’s FLAG DAY! How could I get more American than that? Hillary was born October 26th. Just five days before Halloween. How could she get more satanic than that? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45761 "2016-08-15T21:55:01Z")
More dumb/offensive things Donald Trump will say or tweet between now and Nov. 8 1. “Jesus was a loser. I like messiahs who aren’t crucified, OK?” 2. “Putin is America’s best buddy.” 3. “At least David Duke speaks his mind. A real patriot. America needs people that can tell it like it is” 4. “It’s not true that ‘Black Lives Matter.’ Nobody’s life matters.” 5. “I’m just askin’, did we really give slavery a fair shot?” 6. “I tell ya, this campaign is really takin’ it out of Melania. Might be time to trade her in for a younger model - and I mean that literally!” 7. “Hillary is a fat ugly cow. Chelsea, on the other hand, I’d do her in a second.” 8. “Someone needs to shoot Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I don’t mean literally shoot her with a gun, I’m saying someone should shoot her. Like with a pistol or a rifle or a bow and arrow.” 9. “Hitler had a good idea. He just picked the wrong religion. It’s the Muslims we need a final solution for.” 10. “I’m gonna buy all the news outlets. Then, they’ll print and show my truths, instead of all this crap they record at my rallies.” 11. “We’ve got to reinter the Japanese!” 12. "I was born on June 14th. That’s FLAG DAY! How could I get more American than that? Hillary was born October 26th. Just five days before Halloween. How could she get more satanic than that? 13. “Not just a wall, but a moat as well!” Next: First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.) 1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45762 "2016-08-15T22:35:44Z")
First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.) 1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey 2. Full contact Jarts ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45763 "2016-08-15T23:51:32Z")
First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.) 1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey 2. Full contact Jarts 3. Sex Change Operation ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45764 "2016-08-16T00:18:29Z")
First drafts of games (party, kid, board, computer, arcade, etc.) 1. Pin the Balls on the Donkey 2. Full contact Jarts 3. Sex Change Operation 4. Bobbing for watermelons ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45765 "2016-08-16T00:58:49Z")
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