# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2292
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45826 "2016-08-17T13:14:40Z")
New! Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45827 "2016-08-17T14:16:50Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45828 "2016-08-17T14:20:37Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45829 "2016-08-17T15:19:51Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45830 "2016-08-17T15:29:42Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45831 "2016-08-17T15:42:26Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad. 8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45832 "2016-08-17T16:09:45Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad. 8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger. 9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted] ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45833 "2016-08-17T16:12:20Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad. 8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger. 9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted] 10. Jesus: Nobody’s here ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45834 "2016-08-17T16:24:02Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad. 8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger. 9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted] 10. Jesus: Nobody’s here 11. Dr. Sheldon Cooper: The Nobel Committee Will Forever Regret Not Recognizing Me ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45835 "2016-08-17T16:27:27Z")
Fictional Epitaphs 1. Toulouse-Lautrec: Make Mine A Short Bier 2. Vincent Van Gogh: What’s that you said? 3. John Lennon: Try to hold a Beatles reunion now. 4. Eeyore: I Knew This Would Happen. 5. Nathan Hale: I didn’t say MY life- I was talking about my cousin Ned’s! 6. Wrong Way Corrigan: 2001-1910 7. Donald J. Trump: Think You’re Going To Die Better Than Me? Sad. 8. The Doctor: Back soon. Hopefully ginger. 9. Dick Cheney: [Redacted] 10. Jesus: Nobody’s here 11. Dr. Sheldon Cooper: The Nobel Committee Will Forever Regret Not Recognizing Me 12. Jason Voohees: Go ahead and dig me up. What’s gonna happen? It’s not like I’m gonna get hit by lightning and come back to life! 13. Forrest Gump: “Death is like a box of chocolate covered cherries. You pretty much know what you’re gonna get.” Pass ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45836 "2016-08-17T16:49:01Z")
You did two to finish the category, and then passed? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45837 "2016-08-17T16:51:19Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > You did two to finish the category, and then passed? Oddly, that sounds like an epitaph. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45838 "2016-08-17T16:52:34Z")
Okay: Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45839 "2016-08-17T16:54:39Z")
Okay: Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed 2. Kicked the bucket ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45840 "2016-08-17T16:55:36Z")
Okay: Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed 2. Kicked the bucket 3. Went home to Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45841 "2016-08-17T17:10:27Z")
Okay: Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed 2. Kicked the bucket 3. Went home to Jesus 4. Is no longer with us ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45842 "2016-08-17T17:29:29Z")
Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed 2. Kicked the bucket 3. Went home to Jesus 4. Is no longer with us 5. Moved to the harp section ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45843 "2016-08-17T17:53:38Z")
Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed 2. Kicked the bucket 3. Went home to Jesus 4. Is no longer with us 5. Moved to the harp section 6. Joined the choir invisible ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45844 "2016-08-17T17:54:18Z")
Euphemisms for DIED. 1. Passed 2. Kicked the bucket 3. Went home to Jesus 4. Is no longer with us 5. Moved to the harp section 6. Joined the choir invisible 7. Bought the farm ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45845 "2016-08-17T17:56:13Z")
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