# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2295
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45886 "2016-08-18T17:09:29Z")
Metaphorical states Trump will win: 1. State of Idiocacy 2. State of Confusion 3. State of Mendacity 4. State of Denial 5. State of Arrogance 6. State of Chaos 7. State of Rage 8. State of Total Asshattery 9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45887 "2016-08-18T17:11:29Z")
Metaphorical states Trump will win: 1. State of Idiocacy 2. State of Confusion 3. State of Mendacity 4. State of Denial 5. State of Arrogance 6. State of Chaos 7. State of Rage 8. State of Total Asshattery 9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE! 10. State of Disgrace ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45888 "2016-08-18T17:41:34Z")
Metaphorical states Trump will win: 1. State of Idiocacy 2. State of Confusion 3. State of Mendacity 4. State of Denial 5. State of Arrogance 6. State of Chaos 7. State of Rage 8. State of Total Asshattery 9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE! 10. State of Disgrace 11. State of Derp ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45889 "2016-08-18T17:46:14Z")
Metaphorical states Trump will win: 1. State of Idiocacy 2. State of Confusion 3. State of Mendacity 4. State of Denial 5. State of Arrogance 6. State of Chaos 7. State of Rage 8. State of Total Asshattery 9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE! 10. State of Disgrace 11. State of Derp 12. State of Decay ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45890 "2016-08-18T18:39:54Z")
Metaphorical states Trump will win: 1. State of Idiocacy 2. State of Confusion 3. State of Mendacity 4. State of Denial 5. State of Arrogance 6. State of Chaos 7. State of Rage 8. State of Total Asshattery 9. State of I-know-I-know-but-Hillary’s-Even-WORSE! 10. State of Disgrace 11. State of Derp 12. State of Decay 13. State of Really-I-Only-Got-ONE-State? Toothpaste brands you’d pass on ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45891 "2016-08-18T20:21:40Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45892 "2016-08-18T21:36:11Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45893 "2016-08-18T22:01:17Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45894 "2016-08-18T22:15:05Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. [Hákarl Blast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45895 "2016-08-18T22:30:02Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45896 "2016-08-18T22:44:13Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45897 "2016-08-19T01:03:22Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45898 "2016-08-19T01:56:45Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone 8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45899 "2016-08-19T02:40:15Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone 8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh 9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45900 "2016-08-19T03:48:35Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone 8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh 9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste 10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45901 "2016-08-19T03:58:20Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone 8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh 9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste 10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda 11. Radium (Radium toothpaste was once a thing.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45902 "2016-08-19T14:41:13Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone 8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh 9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste 10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda 11. Radium 12. Trump Teeth-riffic ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45903 "2016-08-19T17:52:56Z")
Toothpaste brands you’d pass on 1. MossyGreen 2. Boiled Egg 3. Crest Extra Gray 4. Hákarl Blast 5. Liver 6. Plaque-tastic! 7. Gums-B-Gone 8. Spearmint Orange Juice Aquafresh 9. NatureGreen Recycled Toothpaste 10. Nothin’ But Baking Soda 11. Radium 12. Trump Teeth-riffic 13. Cortizone-10\* \*I actually used this as toothpaste this morning. In my half-asleep state, the red Cortizone-10 tube looked just like the red Colgate toothpaste tube. It wasn’t until I was halfway finished did I notice how odd my toothpaste tasted this morning. At least my teeth don’t itch. On a related note, here’s a new topic: Dumb things you’ve done that you didn’t realize were dumb until it was too late. 1. While making vanilla ice cream, I added melted butter to make it richer. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45904 "2016-08-19T18:00:26Z")
Dumb things you’ve done that you didn’t realize were dumb until it was too late. 1. While making vanilla ice cream, I added melted butter to make it richer. 2. Enlisted. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2016, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/45905 "2016-08-19T20:04:52Z")
Dumb things you’ve done that you didn’t realize were dumb until it was too late. 1. While making vanilla ice cream, I added melted butter to make it richer. 2. Enlisted. 3. Asked Lisa to be my girlfriend and had no idea what that entailed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2294) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2296)