# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2316
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46306 "2016-09-15T14:09:02Z")
A TV show you’ve discovered within the last year that you like 1. Lucifer 2. Leverage 3. Running Wild with Bear Grylls 4. Crimson Field 5. The Late Late Show With James Corden 6. Blindspot 7. Rick and Morty 8. Full Frontal with Samantha Bee 9. QI 10. The Good Wife 11. Stranger Things 12. Supergirl 13. Game of Thrones You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46307 "2016-09-15T14:33:52Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46308 "2016-09-15T14:37:19Z")
[quote=“Intergalactic\_Gladiator, post:46307, topic:549173”] You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46309 "2016-09-15T14:44:33Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46310 "2016-09-15T14:46:58Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46311 "2016-09-15T14:48:45Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46312 "2016-09-15T15:05:18Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. Nothing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46313 "2016-09-15T15:22:34Z")
Nothing isn’t “clothed,” unusually or otherwise. You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46314 "2016-09-15T15:35:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Nothing isn’t “clothed,” unusually or otherwise. Oh, come on - that’s getting a bit picky, isn’t it? Wearing nothing while driving would definitely qualify as “clothed unusually” for me. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46315 "2016-09-15T15:38:35Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46316 "2016-09-15T15:48:26Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline 8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46317 "2016-09-15T16:14:38Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline 8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf. 9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46318 "2016-09-15T16:37:03Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline 8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf. 9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow 10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46319 "2016-09-15T16:47:50Z")
> [@gkster](#): > > 1. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc believe it or not, that’s happened to me once… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46320 "2016-09-15T17:31:45Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline 8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf. 9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow 10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc 11. One of those hats that holds a beer on each side of your head, with tubes to drink from them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46321 "2016-09-15T18:08:00Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline 8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf. 9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow 10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc 11. One of those hats that holds a beer on each side of your head, with tubes to drink from them. 12. A Gorn [![](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/9/9b/Gorn.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100402130348&path-prefix=de) ](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/9/9b/Gorn.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100402130348&path-prefix=de) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46322 "2016-09-15T19:21:25Z")
You’re pulled over for speeding, and you must get out of your car. You are clothed “unusually.” What would you like NOT to be wearing in such a situation? 1. Diaper and bib that says “Feed me mommy.” 2. A ‘Death To All Traffic Cops and the Disease Ridden Mothers That Bore Them’ tee-shirt 3. Badly-matted fur loincloth 4. County orange jumpsuit 5. skintight gimp suit 6. an oversized Fred Flintstone costume 7. A chorus costume with lots of sequins, glitter, and/or crinoline 8. Plain jeans, plain T-shirt and an Arsenal scarf. 9. Head-to-toe body paint and a large gift bow 10. Full Elvis impersonator costume: wig, white rhinestone jumpsuit, jewelry, sunglasses etc 11. One of those hats that holds a beer on each side of your head, with tubes to drink from them. 12. A Gorn 13. An NWA “F-- the Police” t shirt New topic: An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own: 1. The Kurds ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46323 "2016-09-15T19:31:06Z")
An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own: 1. The Kurds 2. The Hawaiians ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46324 "2016-09-15T19:53:05Z")
An ethnic group/nation/tribe that doesn’t have a country of its own: 1. The Kurds 2. The Hawaiians 3. The Lakota ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46325 "2016-09-15T20:12:59Z")
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