# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2326
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46506 "2016-09-26T01:40:39Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46507 "2016-09-26T03:37:44Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46508 "2016-09-26T04:31:22Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) 8. [Sheena Parveen](http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Sheena%20Parveen.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46509 "2016-09-26T04:41:45Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson, Fox 2, Detroit](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) 8. [Sheena Parveen](http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Sheena%20Parveen.JPG) 9. [Kristi Capel, Fox 8 News, Cleveland](http://fox8.com/author/kristi-capel/) Sheena Parveen is a national and not local NBC meteorologist, isn’t she? And Ri Chun-hee is a national and not local newsreader, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46510 "2016-09-26T06:46:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > And Ri Chun-hee is a national and not local newsreader, I think. _That’s_ your problem with her being on the list? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46511 "2016-09-26T12:27:05Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > And Ri Chun-hee is a national and not local newsreader, I think. In geographically small countries, the concept of “local news” does not exist. It’s all “local” unless its international. I had to explain that to Prince Abdullah of Jordan when I told him my journalism background was in “local news”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46512 "2016-09-26T15:40:33Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson, Fox 2, Detroit](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) 8. [Sheena Parveen](http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Sheena%20Parveen.JPG) 9. [Kristi Capel, Fox 8 News, Cleveland](http://fox8.com/author/kristi-capel/) 10. [Corey McPherrin](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox32chicago.com/photo/2016/04/05/FB-Corey-McPherrin_1459888800081_1152881_ver1.0.jpg) WFLD 32 ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46513 "2016-09-26T16:34:00Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson, Fox 2, Detroit](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) 8. [Sheena Parveen](http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Sheena%20Parveen.JPG) 9. [Kristi Capel, Fox 8 News, Cleveland](http://fox8.com/author/kristi-capel/) 10. [Corey McPherrin](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox32chicago.com/photo/2016/04/05/FB-Corey-McPherrin_1459888800081_1152881_ver1.0.jpg) WFLD 32 11. Haide Acuña, TV Patrol Central Visayas, Philippines [http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6881/1014/1600/CIMG0023.2.jpg](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6881/1014/1600/CIMG0023.2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46514 "2016-09-27T15:57:46Z")
[ Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson, Fox 2, Detroit](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) 8. [Sheena Parveen](http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Sheena%20Parveen.JPG) 9. [Kristi Capel, Fox 8 News, Cleveland](http://fox8.com/author/kristi-capel/) 10. [Corey McPherrin](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox32chicago.com/photo/2016/04/05/FB-Corey-McPherrin_1459888800081_1152881_ver1.0.jpg) WFLD 32 11. Haide Acuña, TV Patrol Central Visayas, Philippines [http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6881/1014/1600/CIMG0023.2.jpg](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6881/1014/1600/CIMG0023.2.jpg) 12. [Zabi Gaitukiyeva](https://meduza.io/image/attachments/images/000/024/933/large/wytne-xxwSS7C7R7DoJgfw.jpg) Grozny, Chechen ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46515 "2016-09-27T17:05:54Z")
Attractive local TV news reporter with link. 1. [Erica Erickson, Fox 2, Detroit](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox2detroit.com/photo/2015/07/09/26488380_1_3041_ver1.0.jpg) 2. [PatriciaWhite, CBNT, 1976](https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/306734_10150342650135907_6432469_n.jpg?oh=bbcdf9a2de1eab0cd41c9adcb94921c4&oe=586FBC7F) 3. [Robert Jordan](http://wgntv.com/2016/08/15/wgns-robert-jordan-announces-his-retirement/) WGN. 4. [Ri Chun-hee](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160107115326-north-korea-ri-chun-hee-new-anchor-orig-00000006-full-169.jpg) 5. [Jillian Barberie,](https://www.picsofcelebrities.com/celebrites/jillian-barberie.html) Good Day L.A. (1995-2012) 6. [Nina Porciuncula](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756071759884017664/pqUj_XWE.jpg), News10NBC WHEC Rochester 7. [Sonia Shenoy, CNBC, India](http://www.reckontalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sonia-Shenoy.jpg) 8. [Sheena Parveen](http://unapix.com/uploads/pages/biographies/Sheena%20Parveen.JPG) 9. [Kristi Capel, Fox 8 News, Cleveland](http://fox8.com/author/kristi-capel/) 10. [Corey McPherrin](http://static.lakana.com/media.fox32chicago.com/photo/2016/04/05/FB-Corey-McPherrin_1459888800081_1152881_ver1.0.jpg) WFLD 32 11. Haide Acuña, TV Patrol Central Visayas, Philippines [http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6881/1014/1600/CIMG0023.2.jpg](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6881/1014/1600/CIMG0023.2.jpg) 12. [Zabi Gaitukiyeva](https://meduza.io/image/attachments/images/000/024/933/large/wytne-xxwSS7C7R7DoJgfw.jpg) Grozny, Chechen 13. [Denise Dufala, WOIO Cleveland](http://media.cleveland.com/living_impact/photo/denise-dufalajpg-6c11027dcbaec1f4_medium.jpg) Next category: Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46516 "2016-09-27T17:32:45Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46517 "2016-09-27T17:41:51Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46518 "2016-09-27T17:43:57Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46519 "2016-09-27T18:00:59Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46520 "2016-09-27T18:03:50Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” 6. “Was that Rosie O’Donnell in the front row?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46521 "2016-09-27T18:09:15Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” 6. “Was that Rosie O’Donnell in the front row?” 7. “Do you think Putin will approve?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46522 "2016-09-27T20:45:40Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” 6. “Was that Rosie O’Donnell in the front row?” 7. “Do you think Putin will approve?” 8. “A red pantsuit for this debate, a white one for the second, and a blue one for the third!” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46523 "2016-09-27T21:27:01Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” 6. “Was that Rosie O’Donnell in the front row?” 7. “Do you think Putin will approve?” 8. “A red pantsuit for this debate, a white one for the second, and a blue one for the third!” 9. “Ivanka in pink, Chelsea in navy blue, does that mean anything?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46524 "2016-09-28T00:01:03Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” 6. “Was that Rosie O’Donnell in the front row?” 7. “Do you think Putin will approve?” 8. “A red pantsuit for this debate, a white one for the second, and a blue one for the third!” 9. “Ivanka in pink, Chelsea in navy blue, does that mean anything?” 10. I’ve got the best coke. It’s hyuge. It’s the coke that other coke wants to be. _Sniffffffffffffff_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46525 "2016-09-28T02:31:42Z")
Overheard backstage right after the first Clinton-Trump debate 1. “Am I crazy, or is Bill hitting on Melania?” 2. “How many emails does Hillary send anyway?” 3. “No, we knew he’d have the microphone tested. So we sprayed the chemicals on his podium.” 4. “We got a report about a killer clown luring children with money in this building.” 5. “Hey, did you hear? Security had to detain Trump’s kid who was getting ready to streak!” 6. “Was that Rosie O’Donnell in the front row?” 7. “Do you think Putin will approve?” 8. “A red pantsuit for this debate, a white one for the second, and a blue one for the third!” 9. “Ivanka in pink, Chelsea in navy blue, does that mean anything?” 10. I’ve got the best coke. It’s hyuge. It’s the coke that other coke wants to be. _Sniffffffffffffff_ 11. I’ve gotta admit, Hillary’s hands looked bigger than mine. They were HYOOOGE! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2325) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2327)