# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2333

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46646 "2016-10-06T16:23:29Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46647 "2016-10-06T17:38:15Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46648 "2016-10-06T18:09:24Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46649 "2016-10-06T18:38:30Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46650 "2016-10-06T18:46:41Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch
7. Elaine Benes

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46651 "2016-10-06T19:29:32Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch
7. Elaine Benes
8. Bailey Quarters

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46652 "2016-10-06T21:21:14Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch
7. Elaine Benes
8. Bailey Quarters
9. Morticia Addams

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46653 "2016-10-06T21:45:02Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch
7. Elaine Benes
8. Bailey Quarters
9. Morticia Addams
10. Leonard Hofstadter

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46654 "2016-10-06T21:52:30Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch
7. Elaine Benes
8. Bailey Quarters
9. Morticia Addams
10. Leonard Hofstadter
11. Sheldon Cooper

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46655 "2016-10-06T22:23:51Z")

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Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Rhoda Morgenstern
2. Chandler Bing
3. Darlene Conner
4. Abby Sciuto (not a sitcom, but still…)
5. Jeannie
6. Samantha the Witch
7. Elaine Benes
8. Bailey Quarters
9. Morticia Addams
10. Leonard Hofstadter
11. Sheldon Cooper
12. Amy Farrah Fowler

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46656 "2016-10-06T22:32:26Z")

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N/m

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46657 "2016-10-06T22:32:34Z")

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Next up: Fictional tales that take place mostly in the nuthouse of the Big House (mental institution or prison)

1. Rita Hayward and the Shawshank Redemption
2. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46658 "2016-10-06T22:34:07Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46659 "2016-10-07T00:22:38Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns  
3 Twitter

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46660 "2016-10-07T00:33:20Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns  
3 Twitter
3. Climate change denial

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46661 "2016-10-07T00:53:13Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns
3. Twitter
4. Climate change denial
5. The deplorables

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46662 "2016-10-07T01:08:48Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns
3. Twitter
4. Climate change denial
5. The deplorables
6. Anti-Vaxxers

(Looks like I reverse-ninja’d Annie…)

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46663 "2016-10-07T02:09:48Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns
3. Twitter
4. Climate change denial
5. The deplorables
6. Anti-Vaxxers
7. Any Kardashian bullshit

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46664 "2016-10-07T02:33:55Z")

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People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns
3. Twitter
4. Climate change denial
5. The deplorables
6. Anti-Vaxxers
7. Any Kardashian bullshit
8. The Pitt/Jolie divorce

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46665 "2016-10-07T02:35:08Z")

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We didn’t finish the previous category, so:

Sitcom character of the opposite sex, you’d like to have as a best buddy:

1. Monica Geller

We’re alike in some ways, and I think she’s cute.

People and/or situations in the news you are sick to death of hearing about.

1. Donald Trump
2. Clowns
3. Twitter
4. Climate change denial
5. The deplorables
6. Anti-Vaxxers
7. Any Kardashian bullshit
8. The Pitt/Jolie divorce
9. Opioid crisis

Sorry, but it’s true.

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