# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2335
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46686 "2016-10-07T23:04:18Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46687 "2016-10-08T00:05:40Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46688 "2016-10-08T01:30:12Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. (Not that I think anything can really shut him up but it’s worth a try) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46689 "2016-10-08T06:58:08Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter.) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46690 "2016-10-08T13:26:47Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46691 "2016-10-08T14:26:52Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? 8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46692 "2016-10-08T18:07:02Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? 8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th? 9. What is your greatest personal flaw? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46693 "2016-10-08T20:36:07Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? 8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th? 9. What is your greatest personal flaw? 10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46694 "2016-10-08T23:16:55Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? 8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th? 9. What is your greatest personal flaw? 10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours. 11. How can you not know that everyone is tired of hearing about you? Me included! When this one is out of the way, please, please, for pity’s sake, no more Trump threads for a while? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46695 "2016-10-09T01:26:05Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? 8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th? 9. What is your greatest personal flaw? 10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours. 11. How can you not know that everyone is tired of hearing about you? 12. Did you know that **gkster** is sick of hearing about you on the Dope? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46696 "2016-10-09T01:38:40Z")
What to say to Donald Trump that would put him at a loss for words 1. What does your daughter look like coming out of the shower? 2. Quick … what color is your hair? 3. What was Bill Clinton doing with your wife in the back room just now? 4. What are your opponent’s greatest accomplishments? 5. Your fingers really do look shorter than average, here’s a ruler, I’m going to measure them. 6. Who is the Prime Minister of the UK? (Or Canada for that matter. 7. How much does a gallon of milk cost? 8. What are you going to say to Hillary on November 8th? 9. What is your greatest personal flaw? 10. Hillary’s hands are bigger than yours. 11. How can you not know that everyone is tired of hearing about you? 12. Did you know that **gkster** is sick of hearing about you on the Dope? 13. You’re fired. Next: Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46697 "2016-10-09T01:43:19Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46698 "2016-10-09T02:24:39Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! 3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant? ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46699 "2016-10-09T03:43:48Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! 3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant? 4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies Heard on a Canadian radio station where the announcer mispronounced two words in the company name of the advertiser. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46700 "2016-10-09T18:10:31Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! 3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant? 4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies 5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46701 "2016-10-09T19:56:04Z")
1. It’s not orientated correctly. (Sorry, quoting is a challenge for me on a phone.) Sent from my adequate mobile device. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46702 "2016-10-09T20:25:43Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! 3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant? 4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies 5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry. 6. It’s not orientated correctly. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46703 "2016-10-09T20:27:34Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! 3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant? 4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies 5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry. 6. It’s not orientated correctly. 7. Could you be a little more pacific? ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46704 "2016-10-09T20:57:53Z")
Mispronunciation of a word that you hear regularly that has nails-on-chalkboard effect. (use in a sentence) 1. That’s a really good ideal. 2. So much more than a joolurry store! 3. Why did they hire Homer Simpson at the nucular plant? 4. Kenmount Ashfault and Masonairy Supplies 5. I need to borrow a book from the liberry. 6. It’s not orientated correctly. 7. Could you be a little more pacific? 8. I axed her where the toilets were. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46705 "2016-10-09T21:01:58Z")
1. Just put it in the wheel barrel. Sent from my adequate mobile device. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2334) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2336)