# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2338
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46746 "2016-10-11T12:15:00Z")
Halloween decorations 1. Jack o’lantern 2. Cobwebs 3. Skeleton 4. Unrolled toilet paper in leafless trees. 5. Tombstone 6. Scary Peeper Creeper 7. 20’ tall inflatable fire-breathing black dragon 8. Ken Bone skeleton 9. Lifesize Michael Myers 10. scarecrow with pumpkin head 11. Cute black cat wearing a witch’s hat 12. Witch on broom, in front of the moon 13. Half-buried pirate Next: Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46747 "2016-10-11T14:03:25Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46748 "2016-10-11T14:45:43Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46749 "2016-10-11T14:57:09Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46750 "2016-10-11T15:23:05Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46751 "2016-10-11T16:08:50Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46752 "2016-10-11T16:16:46Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46753 "2016-10-11T17:37:39Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer 8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46754 "2016-10-11T17:39:23Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer 8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray 9. A Pair of Tits Now ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46755 "2016-10-11T18:16:31Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer 8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray 9. A Pair of Tits Now 10. Beaverly Hills Cock ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46756 "2016-10-11T20:09:19Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer 8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray 9. A Pair of Tits Now 10. Beaverly Hills Cock 11. The Jungle Fever Book ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46757 "2016-10-11T20:42:07Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer 8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray 9. A Pair of Tits Now 10. Beaverly Hills Cock 11. The Jungle Fever Book 12. Schlongler’s Lust ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46758 "2016-10-11T21:06:20Z")
Porn take-offs of real movies. 1. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 2. The Last Temptation of Christi 3. Risque Business 4. Star Whores 5. Where the Boys Aren’t 6. Forrest Hump 7. Buffy the Vampire Layer 8. The Picture of 50 Shades of Dorian Gray 9. A Pair of Tits Now 10. Beaverly Hills Cock 11. The Jungle Fever Book 12. Schlongler’s Lust 13. Zack and Miri Make an Actual Porno New: Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46759 "2016-10-11T21:10:13Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46760 "2016-10-11T22:43:47Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! 3. Deplorable! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46761 "2016-10-11T23:06:00Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! 3. Deplorable! 4. Yuuuuuge! ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46762 "2016-10-12T01:17:59Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! 3. Deplorable! 4. Yuuuuuge! 5. Di-No-Myte! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46763 "2016-10-12T02:24:13Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! 3. Deplorable! 4. Yuuuuuge! 5. Di-No-Myte! 6. Nanu-nanu ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46764 "2016-10-12T03:44:19Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! 3. Deplorable! 4. Yuuuuuge! 5. Di-No-Myte! 6. Nanu-nanu 7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46765 "2016-10-12T04:33:44Z")
Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!” 1. Excelsior! 2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian! 3. Deplorable! 4. Yuuuuuge! 5. Di-No-Myte! 6. Nanu-nanu 7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry. 8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2337) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2339)