# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46766 "2016-10-12T04:55:02Z")

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Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

1. Excelsior!
2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
3. Deplorable!
4. Yuuuuuge!
5. Di-No-Myte!
6. Nanu-nanu
7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.
9. Narf!

the Brain’s plan to take over the world with Pinky operating the Trumpbot seems to be going about as well as usual.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46767 "2016-10-12T12:05:49Z")

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Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

1. Excelsior!
2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
3. Deplorable!
4. Yuuuuuge!
5. Di-No-Myte!
6. Nanu-nanu
7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.
9. Narf!
10. Splunge

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46768 "2016-10-12T14:13:12Z")

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Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

1. Excelsior!
2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
3. Deplorable!
4. Yuuuuuge!
5. Di-No-Myte!
6. Nanu-nanu
7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.
9. Narf!
10. Splunge
11. You’re fired.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46769 "2016-10-12T14:52:59Z")

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Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

1. Excelsior!
2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
3. Deplorable!
4. Yuuuuuge!
5. Di-No-Myte!
6. Nanu-nanu
7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.
9. Narf!
10. Splunge
11. You’re fired.
12. Yuge

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46770 "2016-10-12T14:53:46Z")

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Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

1. Excelsior!
2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
3. Deplorable!
4. Yuuuuuge!
5. Di-No-Myte!
6. Nanu-nanu
7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.
9. Narf!
10. Splunge
11. You’re fired.
12. Schwing!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46771 "2016-10-12T15:02:28Z")

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Words Donald Trump could use to end his tweets other than “Sad!”

1. Excelsior!
2. Your favorite short-fingered vulgarian!
3. Deplorable!
4. Yuuuuuge!
5. Di-No-Myte!
6. Nanu-nanu
7. No, that’s bullshit. All of it. Never mind. Sorry.
8. Look – I’m back on bakers dozen. They can’t keep me off.
9. Narf!
10. Splunge
11. You’re fired.
12. Schwing!
13. I do and do and do for you kids, and this is the thanks I get.

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46772 "2016-10-12T15:07:22Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46773 "2016-10-12T16:36:44Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46774 "2016-10-12T16:47:54Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees. (I was living in Boston when it came out)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46775 "2016-10-12T17:13:48Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46776 "2016-10-12T18:01:49Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46777 "2016-10-12T19:14:43Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46778 "2016-10-12T20:25:04Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
8. “Last Dance With Mary Jane” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46779 "2016-10-12T21:42:40Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
8. “Last Dance With Mary Jane” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
9. “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion

How she still manages to sing it in concert without puking I’ve no idea.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46780 "2016-10-12T21:44:42Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
8. “Last Dance With Mary Jane” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
9. “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
10. “Candle in the Wind” (the Princess Diana version) by Elton John

You couldn’t turn around without hitting that song for like six months after she died.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46781 "2016-10-12T22:12:33Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
8. “Last Dance With Mary Jane” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
9. “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
10. “Candle in the Wind” (the Princess Diana version) by Elton John
11. “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46782 "2016-10-12T23:28:50Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
8. “Last Dance With Mary Jane” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
9. “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
10. “Candle in the Wind” (the Princess Diana version) by Elton John
11. “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey
12. “Eternal Flame” by The Bangles

Well, maybe I wouldn’t mind if I heard it again 5 years from now?  
And I agree with loads of the posts above!

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46783 "2016-10-13T00:15:29Z")

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Songs You Loved the First Trillion Times You Heard Them But Never Want to Hear Again

1. “Wont Get Fooled Again” by the Who
2. “Something” by the Beatles
3. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
4. “Massachusetts” by the Bee Gees
5. “Refugee” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
6. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
7. “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
8. “Last Dance With Mary Jane” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
9. “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
10. “Candle in the Wind” (the Princess Diana version) by Elton John
11. “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey
12. “Eternal Flame” by The Bangles
13. There Goes My Baby", The Drifters.

Next: People you would describe as Flamboyant

1. Craig Sager

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46784 "2016-10-13T00:48:10Z")

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Next: People you would describe as Flamboyant

1. Craig Sager
2. Robert Downey, Jr.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46785 "2016-10-13T02:01:50Z")

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Next: People you would describe as Flamboyant

1. Craig Sager
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
3. Liberace

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