# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2349

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46966 "2016-10-20T03:57:26Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. “Eternal Ban”, Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. “Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”
7. SDMB moderators wield the ‘ban hammer.’

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46967 "2016-10-20T04:23:22Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. “Eternal Ban”, Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. “Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”
7. SDMB moderators wield the 'ban hammer.
8. “Black Velvet Band” by Harry Hibbs

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NFghQ_0ZExg/hqdefault.jpg "the black velvet band") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFghQ_0ZExg)

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46968 "2016-10-20T04:57:58Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. [“Eternal Ban”,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3yRhIoDjWY) Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. [“Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvUkWU2CioQ)
7. SDMB moderators wield the 'ban hammer.
8. “Black Velvet Band” by Harry Hibbs
9. [“Banned in Boston”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banned_in_Boston)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46969 "2016-10-20T08:17:34Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46970 "2016-10-20T08:20:29Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. [“Eternal Ban”,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3yRhIoDjWY) Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. [“Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvUkWU2CioQ)
7. SDMB moderators wield the 'ban hammer.
8. “Black Velvet Band” by Harry Hibbs
9. [“Banned in Boston”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banned_in_Boston)
10. [“The Boys in the Band”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_in_the_Band)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46971 "2016-10-20T09:43:01Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. [“Eternal Ban”,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3yRhIoDjWY) Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. [“Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvUkWU2CioQ)
7. SDMB moderators wield the 'ban hammer.
8. “Black Velvet Band” by Harry Hibbs
9. [“Banned in Boston”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banned_in_Boston)
10. [“The Boys in the Band”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_in_the_Band)
11. [I am stuck on Band-Aid, 'cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsQrngfFLw)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46972 "2016-10-20T11:19:13Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. “Eternal Ban”, Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. “Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”
7. SDMB moderators wield the 'ban hammer.
8. “Black Velvet Band” by Harry Hibbs
9. “Banned in Boston”
10. “The Boys in the Band”
11. I am stuck on Band-Aid, 'cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me!
12. “It’s time to get the band back together.”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46973 "2016-10-20T14:12:42Z")

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Quotes, phrases or titles with the word ban, banned or band.

1. “The Speckled Band”, Sherlock Holmes.
2. “First Band on the Moon” (album), The Cardigans
3. “The Rubber Band”, Rex Stout
4. “Eternal Ban”, Destruction
5. “Band on the Run,” Paul McCartney and Wings
6. “Ban won’t wear off/as the day wears on”
7. SDMB moderators wield the 'ban hammer.
8. “Black Velvet Band” by Harry Hibbs
9. “Banned in Boston”
10. “The Boys in the Band”
11. I am stuck on Band-Aid, 'cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me!
12. “It’s time to get the band back together.”
13. [“The only band that matters”](http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/a4c9a528c49acd6758889b357107d06f485fe9ca_m.jpg)

I’ll pass but the next category has to be something new: no more bands. Those categories are … well, you know.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46974 "2016-10-20T14:20:50Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like **Elendil’s Heir** predicted!”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46975 "2016-10-20T14:42:33Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.

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**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46976 "2016-10-20T14:45:45Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46977 "2016-10-20T15:02:30Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” _-Kellyanne Conway_

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46978 "2016-10-20T15:52:43Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46979 "2016-10-20T16:27:19Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46980 "2016-10-20T16:54:18Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46981 "2016-10-20T17:08:52Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”
8. "NOW JUST FUCKING GO AWAY!!!

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46982 "2016-10-20T17:42:10Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”
8. "NOW JUST FUCKING GO AWAY!!!
9. "I always thought Baio would be the traitor.  
“It’s a smart move. Busey was always smarter.”

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46983 "2016-10-20T17:55:46Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”
8. "NOW JUST FUCKING GO AWAY!!!
9. "I always thought Baio would be the traitor.
10. “Next season, we need to cast someone better looking for me to debate.”

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**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46984 "2016-10-20T18:00:38Z")

</div>

Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”
8. "NOW JUST FUCKING GO AWAY!!!
9. "I always thought Baio would be the traitor.
10. “Next season, we need to cast someone better looking for me to debate.”
11. “This goddamn vending machine is rigged against me! Look at my Kit Kat just stuck there!”

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/46985 "2016-10-20T18:49:59Z")

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Overheard backstage after the final Clinton-Trump debate

1. “Hey, her suits in the three debates were red, white and blue, just like Elendil’s Heir predicted!”
2. I can’t wait until 3:00 am so I can tweet that I won.
3. “Instead of looking at me like that, Melania, spend some time remembering what life is like in Slovenia.”
4. “Kill me now.” -Kellyanne Conway
5. You’re fired.
6. “I don’t think I accept the answers Mr. Trump gave. They’re rigged.”
7. “That f–ing idiot Pence! I bet he gave smart, sensible answers just to make me look bad?”
8. "NOW JUST FUCKING GO AWAY!!!
9. "I always thought Baio would be the traitor.
10. “Next season, we need to cast someone better looking for me to debate.”
11. “This goddamn vending machine is rigged against me! Look at my Kit Kat just stuck there!”
12. “Don’t blame us, we told him to say he would accept the election results!”

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