# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2356
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47106 "2016-10-27T18:25:42Z")
Famous Germans 1. Angela Merkel 2. Bertolt Brecht 3. Rammstein 4. Martin Luther 5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 6. Marlene Dietrich 7. Ludwig van Beethoven 8. Johann Sebastian Bach 9. Arminius (Hermann) 10. Clara Schumann ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47107 "2016-10-27T18:54:04Z")
Famous Germans 1. Angela Merkel 2. Bertolt Brecht 3. Rammstein 4. Martin Luther 5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 6. Marlene Dietrich 7. Ludwig van Beethoven 8. Johann Sebastian Bach 9. Arminius (Hermann) 10. Clara Schumann 11. Reinhard Heydrich Oh, all right. I’ll be the first to mention a Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47108 "2016-10-27T19:35:55Z")
Famous Germans 1. Angela Merkel 2. Bertolt Brecht 3. Rammstein 4. Martin Luther 5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 6. Marlene Dietrich 7. Ludwig van Beethoven 8. Johann Sebastian Bach 9. Arminius (Hermann) 10. Clara Schumann 11. Reinhard Heydrich 12. Klaus Meine ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47109 "2016-10-27T19:49:39Z")
Famous Germans 1. Angela Merkel 2. Bertolt Brecht 3. Rammstein 4. Martin Luther 5. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 6. Marlene Dietrich 7. Ludwig van Beethoven 8. Johann Sebastian Bach 9. Arminius (Hermann) 10. Clara Schumann 11. Reinhard Heydrich 12. Klaus Meine 13. Erwin Rommell Bathroom graffiti 14. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47110 "2016-10-27T20:23:04Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47111 "2016-10-27T20:26:30Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47112 "2016-10-27T20:28:08Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47113 "2016-10-27T20:46:09Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47114 "2016-10-27T20:49:47Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47115 "2016-10-27T22:28:59Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47116 "2016-10-27T23:11:35Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” 8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.” ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47117 "2016-10-27T23:18:12Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” 8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.” 9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like]. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47118 "2016-10-28T00:39:25Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” 8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.” 9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like]. 10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47119 "2016-10-28T02:03:06Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” 8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.” 9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like]. 10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.” 11. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47120 "2016-10-28T03:55:16Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” 8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.” 9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like]. 10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.” 11. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one. 12. You look like I need a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47121 "2016-10-28T05:35:50Z")
Bathroom graffiti 1. Here I sit brokenhearted. Paid my dime and only farted. 2. Sometimes I shits and thinks, and sometimes I just shits. 3. “My mother made me a homosexual.” “If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?” 4. For a good time, call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny 5. You’re not even safe standing (at the urinal) – Texas crabs can jump three feet. 6. Don’t shit here! Overthrow the government: void where prohibited by law. 7. “He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit, EATS those little balls of shit.” 8. (written above a urinal) “What are you looking here for? The joke is in your hand.” 9. (written on hot air dryer) Press button for speech by [insert name of politician you don’t like]. 10. (written near the ceiling) “If you can piss this high, join the fire department.” 11. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one. 12. You look like I need a drink. 13. I was going to vote Trump. I took a shit instead. Next: Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents. 1. Maximus - “Gladiator” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47122 "2016-10-28T05:51:45Z")
Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents. 1. Maximus - “Gladiator” 2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47123 "2016-10-28T12:13:09Z")
Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents. 1. Maximus - “Gladiator” 2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones” 3. Every American Cary Grant ever played… like Brian Cruikshank in “Charade” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47124 "2016-10-28T12:19:12Z")
Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents. 1. Maximus - “Gladiator” 2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones” 3. Every American Cary Grant ever played… like Brian Cruikshank in “Charade” 4. Captain Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek: Generations, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47125 "2016-10-28T12:58:51Z")
Non-English movie characters played by actors using English accents. 1. Maximus - “Gladiator” 2. Tyrion Lannister - “Game of Thrones” 3. Every American Cary Grant ever played… like Brian Cruikshank in “Charade” 4. Captain Jean-Luc Picard - “Star Trek: Generations,” etc. 5. Grand Moff Tarkin - “Star Wars” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2355) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2357)