# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2379
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47566 "2016-11-14T03:29:20Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47567 "2016-11-14T04:20:15Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? 8. You’ve come a long way, baby. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47568 "2016-11-14T09:29:16Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? 8. You’ve come a long way, baby. 9. Brush-a brush-a brush-a, new Ipana toothpaste ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47569 "2016-11-14T14:28:39Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? 8. You’ve come a long way, baby. 9. Brush-a brush-a brush-a, new Ipana toothpaste 10. Time to make the doughnuts. My wife and I say that when facing a dreaded duty. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47570 "2016-11-14T14:35:30Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? 8. You’ve come a long way, baby. 9. Brush-a brush-a brush-a, new Ipana toothpaste 10. Time to make the doughnuts. 11. Please don’t squeeze the Charmin ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47571 "2016-11-14T15:04:09Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? 8. You’ve come a long way, baby. 9. Brush-a brush-a brush-a, new Ipana toothpaste 10. Time to make the doughnuts. 11. Please don’t squeeze the Charmin 12. “Oh yeaaahhhhhhh!” Anyone want a smashed brick wall and some Kool Aid? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47572 "2016-11-14T15:09:33Z")
Quirky one-liners from TV ads. 1. This must be how Shelley felt when she won a carnival bear. 2. I’ve fallen…and I can’t get up! 3. Where’s the beef? 4. Great googly moogly… 5. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 6. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. 7. Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch? 8. You’ve come a long way, baby. 9. Brush-a brush-a brush-a, new Ipana toothpaste 10. Time to make the doughnuts. 11. Please don’t squeeze the Charmin 12. “Oh yeaaahhhhhhh!” 13. Plop, plop, fizz fizz **Next** Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47573 "2016-11-14T15:18:33Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47574 "2016-11-14T15:22:21Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47575 "2016-11-14T15:30:22Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47576 "2016-11-14T15:34:11Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47577 "2016-11-14T15:36:46Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting (Note: Conjoined means matching the last word in one band with the first word in another. Sorry if it wasn’t clear.) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47578 "2016-11-14T15:58:48Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47579 "2016-11-14T16:24:39Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew 8. Timbuk3 Dog Night ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47580 "2016-11-14T19:13:49Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew 8. Timbuk3 Dog Night 9. The The Who ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47581 "2016-11-14T19:17:31Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew 8. Timbuk3 Dog Night 9. The The Who 10. Alice Cooper in Chains 11. Pearl Ram Jam ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47582 "2016-11-14T20:00:18Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew 8. Timbuk3 Dog Night 9. The The Who 10. Alice Cooper in Chains 11. Pearl Ram Jam 12. Gang of Four Seasons (or Tops) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47583 "2016-11-14T20:05:14Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew 8. Timbuk3 Dog Night 9. The The Who 10. Alice Cooper in Chains 11. Pearl Ram Jam 12. Gang of Four Seasons (or Tops) 13. Grizzly Bear Naked Ladies pass ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47584 "2016-11-14T20:07:18Z")
Conjoined bands 1. Third Eye Blind Melon 2. Collective Soul Asylum 3. Rolling Stone Roses 4. Styx Fat Dutchmen 5. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street The Band 6. Maroon 5 For Fighting 7. U2 Live Crew 8. Timbuk3 Dog Night 9. The The Who 10. Alice Cooper in Chains 11. Pearl Ram Jam 12. Gang of Four Seasons (or Tops) 13. Grateful Dead Kennedys Next Words or phrases where an animal name is also a verb 1. to dog ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47585 "2016-11-14T20:22:53Z")
Words or phrases where an animal name is also a verb 1. to dog 2. “He’s badgering the witness, Your Honor” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2378) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2380)