# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2384
**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47666 "2016-11-20T08:01:07Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47667 "2016-11-20T12:37:30Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47668 "2016-11-20T15:11:33Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47669 "2016-11-20T15:19:03Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose 8. How does Green Bay’s QB celebrate a win with Olivia Munn? Aaron Rodgers Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape 8. Huckleberry ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47670 "2016-11-20T16:08:28Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose 8. How does Green Bay’s QB celebrate a win with Olivia Munn? Aaron Rodgers 9. How theologians got gay. Jeremy Bentham Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape 8. Huckleberry 9. Ingrid Marie Apples (PLU Code 3006) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47671 "2016-11-20T17:08:34Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose 8. How does Green Bay’s QB celebrate a win with Olivia Munn? Aaron Rodgers 9. How theologians got gay. Jeremy Bentham 10. Scots poet on the beach with no sunscreen: Robert Burns Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape 8. Huckleberry 9. Ingrid Marie Apples (PLU Code 3006 10. Jackfruit [http://www.beabeeinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jackfruit-health-benefits.jpg](http://www.beabeeinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jackfruit-health-benefits.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47672 "2016-11-20T18:04:32Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose 8. How does Green Bay’s QB celebrate a win with Olivia Munn? Aaron Rodgers 9. How theologians got gay. Jeremy Bentham 10. Scots poet on the beach with no sunscreen: Robert Burns 11. English actor unwrinkles his shirts: Jeremy Irons Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape 8. Huckleberry 9. Ingrid Marie Apples (PLU Code 3006 10. Jackfruit 11. Kiwi ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47673 "2016-11-20T18:32:44Z")
Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose 8. How does Green Bay’s QB celebrate a win with Olivia Munn? Aaron Rodgers 9. How theologians got gay. Jeremy Bentham 10. Scots poet on the beach with no sunscreen: Robert Burns 11. English actor unwrinkles his shirts: Jeremy Irons 12. [Use your imagination]: Dick Trickle Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape 8. Huckleberry 9. Ingrid Marie Apples 10. Jackfruit 11. Kiwi 12. Lime ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47674 "2016-11-20T19:59:39Z")
[quote=“buddha\_david, post:47673, topic:549173”] Plays on words with celebrity names. 1. What you get from a Keurig: Tony Perkin’s 2. What happens when Gracie forgets the Coppertone? George Burns 3. Where to go to buy a discount replacement male organ? Peter Sellers 4. Best basket ball team in Philadelphia? Shirley Temple. (Surely not the 76ers) 5. A tennis player ate a big bowl of chili? Andre Agassi 6. Mr. Griffith is being rude to his co-stars? Andy Dick 7. Will you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates? Pete Rose 8. How does Green Bay’s QB celebrate a win with Olivia Munn? Aaron Rodgers 9. How theologians got gay. Jeremy Bentham 10. Scots poet on the beach with no sunscreen: Robert Burns 11. English actor unwrinkles his shirts: Jeremy Irons 12. [Use your imagination]: Dick Trickle 13. Was the male lead in “Father Knows Best” very old? Robert Young Fruits, A thru M 1. Apple 2. Banana 3. Cherry 4. Date 5. Eggplant 6. Fig 7. Grape 8. Huckleberry 9. Ingrid Marie Apples 10. Jackfruit 11. Kiwi 12. Lime 13. Mango ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47675 "2016-11-20T20:00:47Z")
Whoops… Comfort foods when dealing with a cold ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47676 "2016-11-20T20:05:44Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47677 "2016-11-20T20:37:27Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) Sent from my adequate mobile device using Tapatalk. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47678 "2016-11-20T20:38:39Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47679 "2016-11-20T21:50:13Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47680 "2016-11-20T22:21:45Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza 5. Pad Thai ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47681 "2016-11-20T23:20:39Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza 5. Pad Thai 6. Tomato bisque ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47682 "2016-11-20T23:56:34Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza 5. Pad Thai 6. Tomato bisque 7. French toast ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47683 "2016-11-21T02:46:59Z")
Hmm. Awful lot of talk of grilled cheese sandwiches since Nov. 8… Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza 5. Pad Thai 6. Tomato bisque 7. French toast 8. Tea and toast ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47684 "2016-11-21T05:13:57Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza 5. Pad Thai 6. Tomato bisque 7. French toast 8. Tea and toast 9. Chicken rice soup with garlic and ginger (Filipino recipe) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/47685 "2016-11-21T05:30:06Z")
Comfort foods when dealing with a cold 1. Grilled cheese sandwich 2. Kraft Dinner (Known in the US as Kraft Mac and Cheese.) 3. Chicken noodle soup 4. Pizza 5. Pad Thai 6. Tomato bisque 7. French toast 8. Tea and toast 9. Chicken rice soup with garlic and ginger (Filipino recipe) 10. Cinnamon toast [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2383) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2385)