# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 239

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4761 "2011-04-06T18:18:51Z")

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Next up: TV Shows with “Family” in the title

1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4762 "2011-04-06T18:34:52Z")

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Next up: TV Shows with “Family” in the title

1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family
8. Modern Family

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4763 "2011-04-06T19:12:24Z")

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1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family
8. Modern Family
9. Family Affair

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4764 "2011-04-06T19:20:00Z")

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TV Shows with “Family” in the title

1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family
8. Modern Family
9. Family Affair
10. The Addams Family

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4765 "2011-04-06T20:13:54Z")

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TV Shows with “Family” in the title

1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family
8. Modern Family
9. Family Affair
10. The Addams Family
11. Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4766 "2011-04-06T20:43:57Z")

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TV Shows with “Family” in the title

1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family
8. Modern Family
9. Family Affair
10. The Addams Family
11. Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels
12. [An American Family](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Family)(ancestor of reality shows)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4767 "2011-04-06T21:22:10Z")

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1. Family Feud
2. Family Ties
3. Family Guy
4. Mama’s Family
5. Family Matters
6. All in the Family
7. The Partridge Family
8. Modern Family
9. Family Affair
10. The Addams Family
11. Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels
12. [An American Family](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Family)(ancestor of reality shows)
13. Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family

Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4768 "2011-04-06T22:11:15Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4769 "2011-04-06T22:30:20Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4770 "2011-04-06T22:58:43Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging

I was watching an episode of _The West Wing_ last night that used that one. Danny was telling CJ the President’s on-in-law was having an affair:

“Doug Westin is banging the nanny.”  
“Is that some kind of euphemism?”  
“No…well I guess banging is.”

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4771 "2011-04-06T22:59:29Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4772 "2011-04-06T23:50:34Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4773 "2011-04-06T23:59:00Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4774 "2011-04-07T00:20:15Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty
8. Knocking boots

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4775 "2011-04-07T00:23:03Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty
8. Knocking boots
9. Playing hide the salami

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4776 "2011-04-07T00:43:14Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty
8. Knocking boots
9. Playing hide the salami
10. Engaging in marital congress

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4777 "2011-04-07T00:44:49Z")

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Euphemisms for having sex:

1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty
8. Knocking boots
9. Playing hide the salami
10. Engaging in marital congress
11. Bumping Uglies

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4778 "2011-04-07T01:26:36Z")

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1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty
8. Knocking boots
9. Playing hide the salami
10. Engaging in marital congress
11. Bumping Uglies
12. Balling

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4779 "2011-04-07T01:31:51Z")

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1. Doin’ it.
2. Making the beast with two backs
3. Hooking up
4. Banging
5. Making whoopee
6. Riding the baloney pony.
7. Doing the nasty
8. Knocking boots
9. Playing hide the salami
10. Engaging in marital congress
11. Bumping Uglies
12. Balling
13. Taking the skinny boat to tuna town.

Canadian Films in any language.

1. Exotica

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4780 "2011-04-07T01:48:32Z")

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Canadian Films in any language.

1. Exotica
2. Jesus of Montreal (one of my short list favorites)

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