# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 241

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4801 "2011-04-12T04:13:47Z")

</div>

House’s Patients of the week, who played them, and what it (finally) was.

1. You Don’t Want to Know - Flynn, played by Steve Valentine, had lupus!!
2. Love Hurts - Harvey Park, played by John Cho, had fulminating osteomyelitis of the mandible
3. Locked In - Lee, played by Mos Def, had leptospirosis.
4. The Down Low - Mickey, played by Ethan Embry, had Hughes-Stovin Syndrome
5. Dan, played by Scott Mechlowicz, measles
6. Deception - Anica Jovanovich, played by Cynthia Nixon, had Cushing’s syndrome and a bacterial infection
7. Alfredo- Ignacio Serricchio- Psittacosis
8. Mark Warner, played by Currie Graham - acute intermittent porphyria
9. Last Resort - Jason, played by Zeljko Ivanek, had Melioidosis
10. The Socratic Method – Lucille, played by Stacy Edwards, had Wilson’s disease
11. Steve McQueen, House’s pet rat - mycoplasmosis

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4802 "2011-04-12T07:57:12Z")

</div>

House’s Patients of the week, who played them, and what it (finally) was.

1. You Don’t Want to Know - Flynn, played by Steve Valentine, had lupus!!
2. Love Hurts - Harvey Park, played by John Cho, had fulminating osteomyelitis of the mandible
3. Locked In - Lee, played by Mos Def, had leptospirosis.
4. The Down Low - Mickey, played by Ethan Embry, had Hughes-Stovin Syndrome
5. Dan, played by Scott Mechlowicz, measles
6. Deception - Anica Jovanovich, played by Cynthia Nixon, had Cushing’s syndrome and a bacterial infection
7. Alfredo- Ignacio Serricchio- Psittacosis
8. Mark Warner, played by Currie Graham - acute intermittent porphyria
9. Last Resort - Jason, played by Zeljko Ivanek, had Melioidosis
10. The Socratic Method – Lucille, played by Stacy Edwards, had Wilson’s disease
11. 97 Seconds- Thomas Stark, played by Brian Klugman, had Strongyloides

I motion when this is complete there be no more House M.D. related subjects.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4803 "2011-04-12T08:03:40Z")

</div>

House’s Patients of the week, who played them, and what it (finally) was.

Correction to Numbering-

House’s Patients of the week, who played them, and what it (finally) was.

1. You Don’t Want to Know - Flynn, played by Steve Valentine, had lupus!!
2. Love Hurts - Harvey Park, played by John Cho, had fulminating osteomyelitis of the mandible
3. Locked In - Lee, played by Mos Def, had leptospirosis.
4. The Down Low - Mickey, played by Ethan Embry, had Hughes-Stovin Syndrome
5. Dan, played by Scott Mechlowicz, measles
6. Deception - Anica Jovanovich, played by Cynthia Nixon, had Cushing’s syndrome and a bacterial infection
7. Alfredo- Ignacio Serricchio- Psittacosis
8. Mark Warner, played by Currie Graham - acute intermittent porphyria
9. Last Resort - Jason, played by Zeljko Ivanek, had Melioidosis
10. The Socratic Method – Lucille, played by Stacy Edwards, had Wilson’s disease
11. Steve McQueen, House’s pet rat - mycoplasmosis
12. 97 Seconds- Thomas Stark, played by Brian Klugman, had Strongyloides  
Someone wrap this muthah up please.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4804 "2011-04-12T14:00:01Z")

</div>

House’s Patients of the week, who played them, and what it (finally) was.

1. You Don’t Want to Know - Flynn, played by Steve Valentine, had lupus!!
2. Love Hurts - Harvey Park, played by John Cho, had fulminating osteomyelitis of the mandible
3. Locked In - Lee, played by Mos Def, had leptospirosis.
4. The Down Low - Mickey, played by Ethan Embry, had Hughes-Stovin Syndrome
5. Dan, played by Scott Mechlowicz, measles
6. Deception - Anica Jovanovich, played by Cynthia Nixon, had Cushing’s syndrome and a bacterial infection
7. Alfredo- Ignacio Serricchio- Psittacosis
8. Mark Warner, played by Currie Graham - acute intermittent porphyria
9. Last Resort - Jason, played by Zeljko Ivanek, had Melioidosis
10. The Socratic Method – Lucille, played by Stacy Edwards, had Wilson’s disease
11. Steve McQueen, House’s pet rat - mycoplasmosis
12. 97 Seconds- Thomas Stark, played by Brian Klugman, had Strongyloides
13. Simple Explanation - Charlotte Novack, played by Colleen Camp, had visceral leishmaniasis (I think - the Wiki for this episode is a bit confusing. Is she a recurring character?)

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

> **[Forbes Billionaires 2023: The Richest People In The World](https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/)**
>
> Forbes presents the 2023 World's Billionaires List. View the richest people in the world including the youngest billionaires, female billionaires and newest billionaires.

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, Telecom

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4805 "2011-04-12T14:29:57Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, Telecom
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4806 "2011-04-12T14:45:40Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, Telecom
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4807 "2011-04-12T15:01:48Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, Telecom
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4808 "2011-04-12T15:06:49Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, Telecom
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4809 "2011-04-12T15:26:44Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain

Countries added.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4810 "2011-04-12T16:43:42Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4811 "2011-04-12T17:04:35Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden
8. Liliane Bettencourt, $23.5 billion, L’Oreal - France

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4812 "2011-04-12T17:22:14Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden
8. Liliane Bettencourt, $23.5 billion, L’Oreal - France
9. Vladimir Putin, $40 billion, Mary Kay sales and corruption, Russia

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4813 "2011-04-12T20:08:55Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden
8. Liliane Bettencourt, $23.5 billion, L’Oreal - France
9. Vladimir Putin, $40 billion, Mary Kay sales and corruption, Russia
10. Eike Batista, $30 billion, mining, oil - Brazil

Not sure how trustworthy that Putin stuff is, but… whatever.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4814 "2011-04-12T20:09:21Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden
8. Liliane Bettencourt, $23.5 billion, L’Oreal - France
9. Vladimir Putin, $40 billion, Mary Kay sales and corruption, Russia
10. Eike Batista, $30 billion, mining, oil - Brazil
11. Mukesh Ambani, $27 billion, oil - India

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4815 "2011-04-12T20:17:00Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Not sure how trustworthy that Putin stuff is, but… whatever.

Now I’m picturing a shirtless, buffed Pooty-Poot tooling around in a pink Cadillac convertible.

Thanks for the chuckle. 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4816 "2011-04-12T21:54:34Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden
8. Liliane Bettencourt, $23.5 billion, L’Oreal - France
9. Vladimir Putin, $40 billion, Mary Kay sales and corruption, Russia
10. Eike Batista, $30 billion, mining, oil - Brazil
11. Mukesh Ambani, $27 billion, oil - India
12. Viktor Rashnikov, $11.2 billion, steel – Russia

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4817 "2011-04-12T22:15:02Z")

</div>

Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…

1. Carlos Slim, $74 billion, telecom - Mexico
2. Michele Ferrero $18 Billion, chocolates - Italy
3. Lakshmi Mittal, $31 billion, steel - India
4. His Majesty the Sultan of Brunei, $20 billion, petroleum, natural gas, investments - Brunei
5. Bernard Arnault, $41 billion, luxury goods - France
6. Amancio Ortega, $31 billion, clothing - Spain
7. Ingvar Kamprad, $15 billion, Ikea- Sweden
8. Liliane Bettencourt, $23.5 billion, L’Oreal - France
9. Vladimir Putin, $40 billion, Mary Kay sales and corruption, Russia
10. Eike Batista, $30 billion, mining, oil - Brazil
11. Mukesh Ambani, $27 billion, oil - India
12. Viktor Rashnikov, $11.2 billion, steel – Russia
13. Aliko Dangote, $13.8 billion, sugar, flour, cement - Nigeria

New category: Comic book supervillians

1. Lex Luthor

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4818 "2011-04-12T22:36:09Z")

</div>

Comic book supervillians

1. Lex Luthor
2. The Joker

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4819 "2011-04-12T22:46:26Z")

</div>

Comic book supervillians

1. Lex Luthor
2. The Joker
3. Dr. Octopus (aka Dr. Otto Octavius)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/4820 "2011-04-12T22:49:27Z")

</div>

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Non-Americans worth more than $10 billion, their net worth, and where the money came from…
> 
> …  
> Not sure how trustworthy that Putin stuff is, but… whatever.

[Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heads_of_state_and_government_by_net_worth) lists his net worth as between $150,000 and $40 billion. I’d hate to have them as my accountants, but we’ll average it out to $20,000,075,000. (He apparently lost a bundle bankrolling _Speed Racer_, _Love Guru_ and _Nutcracker 3D_.)

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=240)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=242)
