# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2416
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48306 "2016-12-18T01:29:00Z")
Something you’d like to receive this holiday season 1. Peace and quiet 2. Better health for me and my sick kitty 3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please 4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient! 5. Less freezing rain than last year. 6. A different President-elect 7. And a different VP-elect 8. A white Christmas 9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48307 "2016-12-18T02:23:16Z")
Something you’d like to receive this holiday season 1. Peace and quiet 2. Better health for me and my sick kitty 3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please 4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient! 5. Less freezing rain than last year. 6. A different President-elect 7. And a different VP-elect 8. A white Christmas 9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!) 10. Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48308 "2016-12-18T02:23:30Z")
Something you’d like to receive this holiday season 1. Peace and quiet 2. Better health for me and my sick kitty 3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please 4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient! 5. Less freezing rain than last year. 6. A different President-elect 7. And a different VP-elect 8. A white Christmas 9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!) 10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job. Sent from my adequate mobile device using Tapatalk. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48309 "2016-12-18T03:47:29Z")
Something you’d like to receive this holiday season 1. Peace and quiet 2. Better health for me and my sick kitty 3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please 4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient! 5. Less freezing rain than last year. 6. A different President-elect 7. And a different VP-elect 8. A white Christmas 9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!) 10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job 11. A few days entirely to myself ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48310 "2016-12-18T05:02:48Z")
Something you’d like to receive this holiday season 1. Peace and quiet 2. Better health for me and my sick kitty 3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please 4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient! 5. Less freezing rain than last year. 6. A different President-elect 7. And a different VP-elect 8. A white Christmas 9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!) 10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job 11. A few days entirely to myself 12. The good health and happiness of loved ones ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48311 "2016-12-18T08:45:08Z")
Something you’d like to receive this holiday season 1. Peace and quiet 2. Better health for me and my sick kitty 3. More fruitcake and egg nog, please 4. The 1976 Schwinn Cruiser Santa promised instead of that P.O.S. Huffy he tried to pass off on me. I’m growing impatient! 5. Less freezing rain than last year. 6. A different President-elect 7. And a different VP-elect 8. A white Christmas 9. Safe weather for the 10 hour drive to my mother’s house (no blizzards or black ice please!) 10. Acknowledgement that my security clearance went through, and I can move to a new job 11. A few days entirely to myself 12. The good health and happiness of loved ones 13. Peace and relief in Aleppo Next: People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48312 "2016-12-18T09:56:47Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48313 "2016-12-18T14:31:25Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Vladmir Putin ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48314 "2016-12-18T14:34:52Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48315 "2016-12-18T14:57:05Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48316 "2016-12-18T17:01:53Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48317 "2016-12-18T17:02:47Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48318 "2016-12-18T17:04:55Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48319 "2016-12-18T18:23:46Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke 8. Anyone who voted for Trump. It’ll come when all those coal mining jobs return. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48320 "2016-12-18T18:32:45Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke 8. Anyone who voted for Trump. 9. Mike Pence ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48321 "2016-12-18T19:01:11Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke 8. Anyone who voted for Trump. 9. Mike Pence 10. The entire North Carolina legislature ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48322 "2016-12-18T19:09:30Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke 8. Anyone who voted for Trump. 9. Mike Pence 10. The entire North Carolina legislature 11. Steve Bannon ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48323 "2016-12-18T19:41:48Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke 8. Anyone who voted for Trump. 9. Mike Pence 10. The entire North Carolina legislature 11. Steve Bannon 12. Bashar al-Assad ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48324 "2016-12-18T20:58:40Z")
People who are getting lumps of coal in their stockings: 1. Donald Trump 2. Joe Arpaio 3. Every idiot wearing a Che Guevara t shirt 4. FBI Director Jim Comey, Jr. 5. Aggressive, idiotic drivers 6. Vladimir Putin 7. David Duke 8. Anyone who voted for Trump. 9. Mike Pence 10. The entire North Carolina legislature 11. Steve Bannon 12. Bashar al-Assad 13. Pope Francis …who will give them to families in order they may heat their homes. \*\*New! \*\* Christmas songs written in the last 20 years. 1. Where Are You Christmas (performed by Faith Hill) ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48325 "2016-12-18T23:49:23Z")
Christmas songs written in the last 20 years. 1. Where Are You Christmas (performed by Faith Hill) 2. Maybe this Christmas (Ron Sexsmith) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2415) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2417)