# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2424
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48466 "2016-12-23T05:56:01Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48467 "2016-12-23T06:41:08Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48468 "2016-12-23T12:00:09Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. 8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48469 "2016-12-23T12:26:19Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. 8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted 9. Remote start ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48470 "2016-12-23T14:00:33Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. 8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted 9. Remote start 10. Snow tires ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48471 "2016-12-23T14:26:51Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. 8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted 9. Remote start 10. Snow tires 11. CD player ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48472 "2016-12-23T14:48:20Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. 8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted 9. Remote start 10. Snow tires 11. CD player 12. A spare tire I had the run flat tires on my last car and they were as big of a pain in the ass as a spare tire. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48473 "2016-12-23T17:04:19Z")
A feature that every future vehicle I own will have 1. Four wheel drive 2. Bluetooth 3. Manual transmission 4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat 5. Audio controls on the steering wheel 6. Backup camera 7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police. 8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted 9. Remote start 10. Snow tires 11. CD player 12. A spare tire 13. A fob Next up: Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48474 "2016-12-23T17:37:02Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48475 "2016-12-23T17:40:39Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48476 "2016-12-23T18:16:53Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48477 "2016-12-23T18:33:06Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48478 "2016-12-23T19:31:20Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48479 "2016-12-23T19:35:51Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48480 "2016-12-23T19:36:36Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. 8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48481 "2016-12-23T21:10:58Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. 8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels? 9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?" ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48482 "2016-12-23T22:01:55Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. 8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels? 9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?" 10. Mesa have a dream. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48483 "2016-12-24T00:36:39Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. 8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels? 9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?" 10. Mesa have a dream. 11. The Force will be with you… sporadically. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48484 "2016-12-24T00:43:16Z")
Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. 8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels? 9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?" 10. Mesa have a dream. 11. The Force will be with you… sporadically. 12. Hell yes we’re the droids you’re looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48485 "2016-12-24T04:32:00Z")
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