# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2425
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48486 "2016-12-24T15:21:12Z")
GymLines you never hear in STAR WARS movies 1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password. 2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again. 3. I have a good feeling about this. 4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for. 5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow. 6. Nice shot FB-1131! 7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore. 8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels? 9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?" 10. Mesa have a dream. 11. The Force will be with you… sporadically. 12. Hell yes we’re the droids you’re looking for. 13. “Why CAN’T I use Jedi mind tricks on hot girls at the cantina?” Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48487 "2016-12-24T15:22:43Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48488 "2016-12-24T15:25:34Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48489 "2016-12-24T15:28:50Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48490 "2016-12-24T15:51:24Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48491 "2016-12-24T15:52:47Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48492 "2016-12-24T16:52:17Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48493 "2016-12-24T17:03:59Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > You saw #4, right, **Personal**? \ Nope! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48494 "2016-12-24T17:26:43Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer 8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48495 "2016-12-24T17:27:09Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer 8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer 9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48496 "2016-12-24T18:32:20Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer 8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer 9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer 10. Donald, the odd-haired reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48497 "2016-12-24T18:33:10Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer 8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer 9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer 10. Donald, the off haired reindeer 11. Frothy, the rabid reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48498 "2016-12-24T19:22:36Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer 8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer 9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer 10. Donald, the off haired reindeer 11. Frothy, the rabid reindeer 12. Randy, the horny reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48499 "2016-12-25T04:43:18Z")
Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team 1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer 2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer 3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family 4. Olive, the other reindeer 5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer 6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground 7. Spike, the acid reindeer 8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer 9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer 10. Donald, the odd-haired reindeer 11. Frothy, the rabid reindeer 12. Randy, the horny reindeer 13. Khalid, the jihadist reindeer Next category: Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48500 "2016-12-25T05:37:22Z")
Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless 2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48501 "2016-12-25T11:45:10Z")
Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless 2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane 3. Dung, from any species ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48502 "2016-12-25T12:55:15Z")
Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless 2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane 3. Dung, from any species 4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48503 "2016-12-25T17:45:35Z")
Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless 2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane 3. Dung, from any species 4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates. 5. Nothing ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48504 "2016-12-25T17:52:05Z")
Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless 2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane 3. Dung, from any species 4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates. 5. Nothing 6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/48505 "2016-12-25T17:53:50Z")
Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning 1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless 2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane 3. Dung, from any species 4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates. 5. Nothing 6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents 7. A time bomb, counting down [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2424) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2426)