# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2464

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49266 "2017-01-29T05:19:44Z")

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Next: Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49267 "2017-01-29T05:42:05Z")

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Looks like another 2-fer…

Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49268 "2017-01-29T06:04:13Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49269 "2017-01-29T12:41:38Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49270 "2017-01-29T12:44:58Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49271 "2017-01-29T14:16:05Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49272 "2017-01-29T15:45:12Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”

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> Well I gotta get drunk  
> And I sure do dread it  
> 'Cause I know just what I’m gonna do  
> I’ll start to spend my money  
> Calling everybody honey  
> And wind up singing the blues

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49273 "2017-01-29T16:02:59Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”
8. Travis Tritt w/Marty Stuart, “The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49274 "2017-01-29T16:31:16Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst
9. Charles Ives

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”
8. Travis Tritt w/Marty Stuart, “The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’”
9. Garth Brooks “Friends in Low Places”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49275 "2017-01-29T16:34:12Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst
9. Charles Ives
10. Scott Joplin

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”
8. Travis Tritt w/Marty Stuart, “The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’”
9. Garth Brooks “Friends in Low Places”
10. Shelly West, “Jose Cuervo”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49276 "2017-01-29T16:51:50Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst
9. Charles Ives
10. Scott Joplin
11. Aram Khachaturian

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”
8. Travis Tritt w/Marty Stuart, “The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’”
9. Garth Brooks “Friends in Low Places”
10. Shelly West, “Jose Cuervo”
11. Jimmy Buffett & Alan Jackson, “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49277 "2017-01-29T17:44:08Z")

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Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst
9. Charles Ives
10. Scott Joplin
11. Aram Khachaturian
12. Franz Liszt

Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”
8. Travis Tritt w/Marty Stuart, “The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’”
9. Garth Brooks “Friends in Low Places”
10. Shelly West, “Jose Cuervo”
11. Jimmy Buffett & Alan Jackson, “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”
12. Johnny Cash “Sunday Morning Coming Down”

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49278 "2017-01-29T18:46:32Z")

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Country songs about getting drunk.

1. Toby Keith “Drunk Americans”
2. [almost everything] by Hank Williams Jr., like “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound”
3. Emmylou Harris, “Two More Bottles of Wine”
4. Dierks Bentley, “Getting Drunk on a Plane”
5. Jimmy Buffett, “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw?”
6. Merle Haggard, “Misery and Gin”
7. Willie Nelson, “I Gotta Get Drunk”
8. Travis Tritt w/Marty Stuart, “The Whiskey Ain’t Workin’”
9. Garth Brooks “Friends in Low Places”
10. Shelly West, “Jose Cuervo”
11. Jimmy Buffett & Alan Jackson, “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”
12. Johnny Cash “Sunday Morning Coming Down”
13. Webb Pierce, “There Stands the Glass”  
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Animals mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight on the Oasis)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49279 "2017-01-29T19:13:29Z")

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Animals mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight on the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49280 "2017-01-29T20:32:42Z")

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Finishing up…

Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst
9. Charles Ives
10. Scott Joplin
11. Aram Khachaturian
12. Franz Liszt
13. Gustav Mahler

Animals mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight at the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)
3. Butterfly (Dog & Butterfly)

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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49281 "2017-01-29T20:43:52Z")

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Finishing up…

Composers, in alphabetical order by last name, A-M

1. Tomasso Albinoni
2. Johannes Brahms
3. Frederic Chopin
4. Antonin Dvorak
5. Danny Elfman
6. Julius Fučík
7. Edvard Grieg
8. Gustav Holst
9. Charles Ives
10. Scott Joplin
11. Aram Khachaturian
12. Franz Liszt
13. Gustav Mahler

Animals mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight at the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)
3. Butterfly (Dog & Butterfly)
4. Dog (How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49282 "2017-01-29T20:56:11Z")

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Animals Mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight at the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)
3. Butterfly (Dog & Butterfly)
4. Dog (How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?)
5. Antelope (Home on the Range)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49283 "2017-01-29T21:16:24Z")

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Animals Mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight at the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)
3. Butterfly (Dog & Butterfly)
4. Dog (How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?)
5. Antelope (Home on the Range)
6. Lots of 'em (Talk to the Animals)

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49284 "2017-01-29T21:26:58Z")

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Animals Mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight at the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)
3. Butterfly (Dog & Butterfly)
4. Dog (How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?)
5. Antelope (Home on the Range)
6. Lots of 'em (Talk to the Animals)
7. Horse (Wildfire)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49285 "2017-01-29T22:21:17Z")

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Animals Mentioned in songs:

1. Camel (Midnight at the Oasis)
2. Rabbit (Hound Dog)
3. Butterfly (Dog & Butterfly)
4. Dog (How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?)
5. Antelope (Home on the Range)
6. Lots of 'em (Talk to the Animals)
7. Horse (Wildfire)
8. Spider (Spiders & Snakes)

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