# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2467
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49326 "2017-01-31T20:24:43Z")
Substitute the word ‘ass’ for the word ‘heart’ in a well known song title or lyric. 1. I Left My Ass in San Francisco (Tony Bennett) 2. Ass Of My Ass (The Four Aces) 3. Piece of my ass (Janis Joplin) 4. You gotta have ass (Eddie Fisher, from Damn Yankees) 5. Total Eclipse of the Ass (Bonnie Tyler) 6. Cross My Ass (Bruce Springsteen) 7. Assbreaker (Grand Funk Railroad, Pat Benatar, Mariah Carey, et al.) 8. Ass Of Glass (Blondie) 9. Wooden Ass (Fred Wise, Bert Kaempfert, Elvis Presley) 10. Brokenassed (Karmin) 11. Don’t Phunk With My Ass (Black Eyed Peas) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49327 "2017-01-31T22:22:08Z")
Substitute the word ‘ass’ for the word ‘heart’ in a well known song title or lyric. 1. I Left My Ass in San Francisco (Tony Bennett) 2. Ass Of My Ass (The Four Aces) 3. Piece of my ass (Janis Joplin) 4. You gotta have ass (Eddie Fisher, from Damn Yankees) 5. Total Eclipse of the Ass (Bonnie Tyler) 6. Cross My Ass (Bruce Springsteen) 7. Assbreaker (Grand Funk Railroad, Pat Benatar, Mariah Carey, et al.) 8. Ass Of Glass (Blondie) 9. Wooden Ass (Fred Wise, Bert Kaempfert, Elvis Presley) 10. Brokenassed (Karmin) 11. Don’t Phunk With My Ass (Black Eyed Peas) 12. Be Careful, It’s My Ass (Bing Crosby, in Holiday Inn) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49328 "2017-01-31T22:38:48Z")
Substitute the word ‘ass’ for the word ‘heart’ in a well known song title or lyric. 1. I Left My Ass in San Francisco (Tony Bennett) 2. Ass Of My Ass (The Four Aces) 3. Piece of my ass (Janis Joplin) 4. You gotta have ass (Eddie Fisher, from Damn Yankees) 5. Total Eclipse of the Ass (Bonnie Tyler) 6. Cross My Ass (Bruce Springsteen) 7. Assbreaker (Grand Funk Railroad, Pat Benatar, Mariah Carey, et al.) 8. Ass Of Glass (Blondie) 9. Wooden Ass (Fred Wise, Bert Kaempfert, Elvis Presley) 10. Brokenassed (Karmin) 11. Don’t Phunk With My Ass (Black Eyed Peas) 12. Be Careful, It’s My Ass (Bing Crosby, in Holiday Inn) 13. Ass of Gold (Neil Young) Next: Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49329 "2017-01-31T22:43:33Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49330 "2017-01-31T22:48:16Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49331 "2017-01-31T23:06:02Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Muskrat Bacon (America) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49332 "2017-01-31T23:06:04Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49333 "2017-01-31T23:11:48Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49334 "2017-01-31T23:52:15Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49335 "2017-01-31T23:54:21Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) 7. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49336 "2017-02-01T00:07:48Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) 7. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner) 8. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49337 "2017-02-01T00:22:30Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) 7. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner) 8. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music) 9. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49338 "2017-02-01T00:45:02Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Muskrat Bacon (America) 6. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 7. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) 8. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner) 9. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music) 10. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis) 11. You Got it Albaconr Him (The Jets) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49339 "2017-02-01T01:19:01Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Muskrat Bacon (America) 6. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 7. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) 8. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner) 9. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music) 10. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis) 11. You Got it Albaconr Him (The Jets) 12. Bacon Makes the World Go Round (from Cabaret) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49340 "2017-02-01T01:39:41Z")
Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’. 1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles) 2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton) 3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) 4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John) 5. Muskrat Bacon (America) 6. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack) 7. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis) 8. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner) 9. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music) 10. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis) 11. You Got it Albaconr Him (The Jets) 12. Bacon Makes the World Go Round (from Cabaret) 13. Can’t Help Falling in Bacon (Elvis) New category Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible. Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year 1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49341 "2017-02-01T04:24:05Z")
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible. Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year 1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality 2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49342 "2017-02-01T05:20:07Z")
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible. Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year 1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality 2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds. 3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49343 "2017-02-01T07:43:30Z")
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible. Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year 1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality 2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds. 3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised! 4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49344 "2017-02-01T13:02:44Z")
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible. Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year 1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality 2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds. 3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised! 4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism. 5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49345 "2017-02-01T13:09:19Z")
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible. Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year 1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality 2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds. 3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised! 4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism. 5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on. 6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business Off topic: “Year of the Cat”: Hilarious! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2466) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2468)