# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2480
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49586 "2017-02-10T01:05:31Z")
Alternative news 1. President Trump definitely does not spend his time in intelligence briefings tweeting about stores dropping his daughter’s line of products. 2. Judge Gorsuch heartily approves of the President’s tweets about the Federal judiciary. 3. McConnell said to Elizabeth Warren “That letter is powerful and we all need to hear it- read it again!” 4. Vladimir Putin confessed today that the only reason Trump won was due to efforts of the Russian hackers. 5. Trump’s tax returns for the past 10 years will be released tomorrow. 6. Trump has announced that he will cut off all communication with his family for the duration of his presidency. 7. Jeff Sessions enjoys smoking a big fat doobie every night after work. 8. The EPA is to be restored at 300% funding, and will have authority over every federal gov’t function regarding fighting global warming. 9. Trump’s assets are to be placed in a blind trust with no member of his family involved in their administration. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49587 "2017-02-10T03:22:23Z")
Alternative news 1. President Trump definitely does not spend his time in intelligence briefings tweeting about stores dropping his daughter’s line of products. 2. Judge Gorsuch heartily approves of the President’s tweets about the Federal judiciary. 3. McConnell said to Elizabeth Warren “That letter is powerful and we all need to hear it- read it again!” 4. Vladimir Putin confessed today that the only reason Trump won was due to efforts of the Russian hackers. 5. Trump’s tax returns for the past 10 years will be released tomorrow. 6. Trump has announced that he will cut off all communication with his family for the duration of his presidency. 7. Jeff Sessions enjoys smoking a big fat doobie every night after work. 8. The EPA is to be restored at 300% funding, and will have authority over every federal gov’t function regarding fighting global warming. 9. Trump’s assets are to be placed in a blind trust with no member of his family involved in their administration. 10. Trump admits that the orange rug on his head was implanted by aliens to enable him to communicate with them. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49588 "2017-02-10T04:01:24Z")
Alternative news 1. President Trump definitely does not spend his time in intelligence briefings tweeting about stores dropping his daughter’s line of products. 2. Judge Gorsuch heartily approves of the President’s tweets about the Federal judiciary. 3. McConnell said to Elizabeth Warren “That letter is powerful and we all need to hear it- read it again!” 4. Vladimir Putin confessed today that the only reason Trump won was due to efforts of the Russian hackers. 5. Trump’s tax returns for the past 10 years will be released tomorrow. 6. Trump has announced that he will cut off all communication with his family for the duration of his presidency. 7. Jeff Sessions enjoys smoking a big fat doobie every night after work. 8. The EPA is to be restored at 300% funding, and will have authority over every federal gov’t function regarding fighting global warming. 9. Trump’s assets are to be placed in a blind trust with no member of his family involved in their administration. 10. Trump admits that the orange rug on his head was implanted by aliens to enable him to communicate with them. 11. Trump admits that he calls Hillary every day for advice… on his private email server. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49589 "2017-02-10T05:06:50Z")
Alternative news 1. President Trump definitely does not spend his time in intelligence briefings tweeting about stores dropping his daughter’s line of products. 2. Judge Gorsuch heartily approves of the President’s tweets about the Federal judiciary. 3. McConnell said to Elizabeth Warren “That letter is powerful and we all need to hear it- read it again!” 4. Vladimir Putin confessed today that the only reason Trump won was due to efforts of the Russian hackers. 5. Trump’s tax returns for the past 10 years will be released tomorrow. 6. Trump has announced that he will cut off all communication with his family for the duration of his presidency. 7. Jeff Sessions enjoys smoking a big fat doobie every night after work. 8. The EPA is to be restored at 300% funding, and will have authority over every federal gov’t function regarding fighting global warming. 9. Trump’s assets are to be placed in a blind trust with no member of his family involved in their administration. 10. Trump admits that the orange rug on his head was implanted by aliens to enable him to communicate with them. 11. Trump admits that he calls Hillary every day for advice… on his private email server. 12. Barack Obama doesn’t just like Donald Trump - he wants to divorce Michelle and marry Trump instead. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49590 "2017-02-10T18:57:53Z")
Alternative news 1. President Trump definitely does not spend his time in intelligence briefings tweeting about stores dropping his daughter’s line of products. 2. Judge Gorsuch heartily approves of the President’s tweets about the Federal judiciary. 3. McConnell said to Elizabeth Warren “That letter is powerful and we all need to hear it- read it again!” 4. Vladimir Putin confessed today that the only reason Trump won was due to efforts of the Russian hackers. 5. Trump’s tax returns for the past 10 years will be released tomorrow. 6. Trump has announced that he will cut off all communication with his family for the duration of his presidency. 7. Jeff Sessions enjoys smoking a big fat doobie every night after work. 8. The EPA is to be restored at 300% funding, and will have authority over every federal gov’t function regarding fighting global warming. 9. Trump’s assets are to be placed in a blind trust with no member of his family involved in their administration. 10. Trump admits that the orange rug on his head was implanted by aliens to enable him to communicate with them. 11. Trump admits that he calls Hillary every day for advice… on his private email server. 12. Barack Obama doesn’t just like Donald Trump - he wants to divorce Michelle and marry Trump instead. 13. Bannon is not a Nazi. Next: Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49591 "2017-02-10T19:04:30Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49592 "2017-02-10T19:19:49Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49593 "2017-02-10T19:55:37Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds Okay, he did more than just punch them. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49594 "2017-02-10T20:57:44Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49595 "2017-02-10T22:45:56Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film _Lifeboat_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49596 "2017-02-11T03:37:33Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film _Lifeboat_ 7. Popeye ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49597 "2017-02-11T03:55:01Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film Lifeboat 7. Popeye 8. Max Baer He punched Max Schmeling, accused by some of being a Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49598 "2017-02-11T05:23:35Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film Lifeboat 7. Popeye 8. Max Baer 9. Wonder Woman [http://www.amazonarchives.com/Images/233p3.JPG](http://www.amazonarchives.com/Images/233p3.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49599 "2017-02-11T13:34:32Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film Lifeboat 7. Popeye 8. Max Baer 9. Wonder Woman 10. Nick Fury ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49600 "2017-02-11T13:50:35Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film Lifeboat 7. Popeye 8. Max Baer 9. Wonder Woman 10. Nick Fury 11. Uncle Sam ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49601 "2017-02-11T17:57:30Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film Lifeboat 7. Popeye 8. Max Baer 9. Wonder Woman 10. Nick Fury 11. Uncle Sam 12. Captain Marvel ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49602 "2017-02-11T21:45:45Z")
Speaking of Nazis, name a character known for punching them. 1. Indiana Jones. 2. Captain America 3. Superman 4. Lt. Aldo Raine, of the Inglorious Basterds 5. Union Jack 6. the survivors on the lifeboat in Hitchcock’s film Lifeboat 7. Popeye 8. Max Baer 9. Wonder Woman 10. Nick Fury 11. Uncle Sam 12. Captain Marvel 13. Daffy Duck Place names that make you wonder why anyone picked them 14. Babylon, NY ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49603 "2017-02-11T21:55:40Z")
Place names that make you wonder why anyone picked them 1. Babylon, NY 2. Reminderville, OH ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49604 "2017-02-11T22:13:35Z")
Place names that make you wonder why anyone picked them 1. Babylon, NY 2. Reminderville, OH 3. Zzyzx, California ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49605 "2017-02-11T22:35:38Z")
Place names that make you wonder why anyone picked them 1. Babylon, NY 2. Reminderville, OH 3. Zzyzx, California 4. Flea Bottom, Westeros [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2479) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2481)