# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2488
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49746 "2017-02-16T20:05:07Z")
TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle 4. Arthur Fonzarelli 5. Q (Star Trek) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49747 "2017-02-16T20:05:39Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle 4. Arthur Fonzarelli 5. Q (Star Trek) Evened up. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49748 "2017-02-16T20:17:30Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle 4. Arthur Fonzarelli 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49749 "2017-02-16T20:22:53Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49750 "2017-02-16T21:29:53Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp 8. TubaDiva TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) 8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49751 "2017-02-16T21:34:10Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp 8. TubaDiva 9. Annie-Xmas TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) 8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) 9. Capt. James T. Kirk (Star Trek) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49752 "2017-02-16T21:43:22Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp 8. TubaDiva 9. Annie-Xmas 10. Mangetout TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) 8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) 9. Capt. James T. Kirk (Star Trek) 10. Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore Show) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49753 "2017-02-16T22:23:51Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp 8. TubaDiva 9. Annie-Xmas 10. Mangetout 11. RickJay TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) 8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) 9. Capt. James T. Kirk (Star Trek) 10. Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore Show) 11. Hyacinth Bucket (That’s “Bouquet”) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49754 "2017-02-16T23:47:33Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp 8. TubaDiva 9. Annie-Xmas 10. Mangetout 11. RickJay 12. Eve TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) 8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) 9. Capt. James T. Kirk (Star Trek) 10. Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore Show) 11. Hyacinth Bucket (That’s “Bouquet”) 12. Blanche Devereaux (Golden Girls) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49755 "2017-02-17T00:44:05Z")
First Doper name, other than your own, that pops into your head. 1. Czarcasm 2. Professor Pepperwinkle 3. What Exit? 4. Qadgop the Mercotan 5. BMalion 6. Elendil’s Heir 7. OneCentStamp 8. TubaDiva 9. Annie-Xmas 10. Mangetout 11. RickJay 12. Eve 13. Cecil Adams TV fictional characters with big egos: 1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal) 2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller) 3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies) 4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days) 5. Q (Star Trek) 6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH) 7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) 8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) 9. Capt. James T. Kirk (Star Trek) 10. Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore Show) 11. Hyacinth Bucket (That’s “Bouquet,” in Keeping Up Appearances) 12. Blanche Devereaux (Golden Girls) 13. Dr. Frasier Crane (Frasier) Next category: The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49756 "2017-02-17T00:57:42Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49757 "2017-02-17T01:01:59Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49758 "2017-02-17T02:15:32Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49759 "2017-02-17T04:27:17Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49760 "2017-02-17T05:00:03Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. 6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49761 "2017-02-17T05:28:43Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. 6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office 7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49762 "2017-02-17T09:41:54Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. 6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office 7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news 8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49763 "2017-02-17T12:11:42Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. 6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office 7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news 8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites 9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49764 "2017-02-17T12:19:10Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. 6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office 7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news 8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets 9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family. (Fixed.) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/49765 "2017-02-17T14:07:14Z")
The next Trump White House bombshell 1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin. 2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it. 3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland. 4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election. 5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses. 6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office 7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news 8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets 9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family. 10. A Democrat actually voted to confirm one of Trump’s Cabinet picks! (Nah, that’s too implausible.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2487) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=2489)